I will not say a word on this topic itself, but dude you should be in politics. The world would be at least a little better place to live in with such an amount of consideration and thought about others and how we should interact.

And even if the bible was wrong and they had sisters instead......

Actually yes, quite often. I think a bad narrator can ruin a good book, and the other way around.

You may want to look up Variable Data Printing (VDP) software, there's plenty out there

Uhhh... man I just ate but damn that looks good and I'm hungry again