Business in the streets and streets in the sheets.

We’we just smol beans, and youw being vewy mean to us, uwu. Won’t you hewp us pwotect the concentwation camps?

• The FBI, I presume.

I mean, that is pretty arbitrary. The reason the divisor is that specific constant is because we already had meters before we knew the speed of light.

The heating feature is actually a critical part of my workflow.

This is just masturbation.

I love how perfectly this captures the reality that being a millionaire in today’s America is somehow both a very privileged position and just barely above being utterly destitute.

We’re so cooked…

Fun fact: Killing dogs is seen negatively in Japanese culture, as it goes against the concept of 生きる, or “to live.”

An inquisitor knows that the proper way to do it is to push her off a tall ledge.

If she air-dashes back, she’s trans.

With our current Overton window, the word“bipartisan” means a coalition between conservatives (Democrats) and fascists (Republicans). So, yeah, it is a bipartisan meltdown, because neither party really represents Zohran’s base (or most Americans).

It’s pretty amusing strolling into the comments section fashionably late and seeing a bunch of people standing around a chalk outline of where the body used to be.

Didn’t that comic originally say “yuri,” not “yaoi?” Shen’s infatuation with yuri is well-documented.

Who the fuck responded from Antarctica‽

I don’t see a call to fork(), so there’s clearly no child here.

Rolling shutter, my beloathed…

Seems like the perfect opportunity to repost this:

The screws attach the aircraft to the cables that suspend it from the firmament of the heavens.

Clearly proof that computer science departments at universities are woke indoctrination facilities that will trans your kids.

No, but the social conditions that allow the gig economy to even exist hurts gig workers. As usual, a systemic issue is being framed as a matter of consumer choice.

Ah, yes… The three genders: twink, girlboss, and BIG GUN™.