premium mouse that receives constant updates

Come on. How many firmware updates can we really expect for a mouse?

I've had an m570 for about 10 years. Every time it broke, I fixed it. Why do we need a subscription?

Recently they threatened to brick HP printers that use third-party cartridges if detected

Simple. Don't buy HP ever again.

Why would I use such a browser?

Attention grabbing apparently.

https://stealthoptional.com/...

Take the battery out if you can to avoid lithium fires.

Old batteries on constant charge... I worry about this kind of thing.

I will ramp down my use of amazon prime

What's a "walk in"? What's a "whip it"?

Anyone else have AI fatigue?

How hot is your toilet water please.

Yep.

On a rare occasion I hit a website that loads just like "boom" and it surprises me.

Why is that? Because now we are used to having to wait for javascript to load, decompress, parse, JIT, transmogrify, rejimble and perform two rinse cycles just to see the opening times for the supermarket.

(And that's after you dismissed the cookie, discount/offer and mailing list nags with obfuscated X buttons and all other manner of dark patterns to keep you engaged)

Sometimes I wish we'd just stopped at gopher :)

See also: https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

EDIT: Yes, this is facetious.

Please accept the cookie policy before any of that stuff...

It checks for malicious falcons in your system's level 4 aviary cache.

Bottled water to drink at home.

Uses vim?

I love the term "AI slop". It really captures how I feel about a lot of AI generated content.

This takes me back to a simpler time.

A time of playing Total Anihilation and hanging on MSN messenger.

Does anyone remember musicmatch jukebox with the jumping sheep visualisation?

"I could care less" to mean "I could NOT care less"

I self host. Don't.

Ok, so: bottled water to drink at home in countries with safe drinking water.

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