nobody has died yet

someone made a post saying something along the lines of "lemmy users will upvote everything, to prove it here's a can of beans." it got to the front page and the rest is history.

cmon, fisherman is obviously fishfighter

your memory does not serve you correctly. Cis is a descriptor, it just means someone whose body and gender identity match. that's like saying straight is a slur.

a bit weird, as a kid I developed a habit of making "tape swords" by taking a long piece of clear tape and rolling it into a thin tube. I still do if if I find myself with a roll of tape, it's a good fidgeting tool.

not surprising, people have their phones on them much more often than their computers. Personally I browse reddit from my phone 95% of the time, only using desktop for the odd moderating duty.

In the case of reddit, I've heard a theory that the company's planning to go public, and so the API changes were designed to make the platform look more appealing to shareholders (no more 3rd party apps blocking ad revenue).

Gee what a great idea, limiting how much a user can engage with your platform which depends on user engagement. Elon really is a genius.

It's like we're in a weird limbo between the two. Metric for distance, except height which is in feet and inches. Grams for weight, except for human weight it's pounds (or sometimes not). Celsius for temperatures, but ovens use farenheight. Just pick one goddammit!

the influence of the ring is so powerful that no one, not even frodo, would have been able to willingly throw it away. Frodo's ability to withstand the ring's influence for so long is already a testament to his willpower. And his compassion for gollum is what ultimately allows the ring to be destroyed; he shows pity for gollum and spares his life, and gollum's intervention is what unintentionally destroys the ring (the only way it could be destroyed).

yep skurry's content is great. Their voice is also so soothing, I put their videos on to help me fall asleep lol.

rotate the furry noodle

there's vegetables so it must be healthy, right???

those look great! how did you get the different shapes? a mold?

baby steps, baby steps.

Me accidentally hitting one of those at 3am when the rest of the house is asleep

painfully accurate. the pile of candle making supplies taunts me every time I walk past it. I'll get to it one day, I swear...

so does that technically count as a scarf or a sweater?

sentient cotton ball

mmm cronchy bowl