can u get

preganté

let's take a moment to appreciate that the shirt/helmet say "Shred Flanders"

Dangerops prangent sex? Will it hurt baby top of its head?

personally, I've always preferred this version:

posted before, but this is still my go-to:

The flowers are distinctly purple, but that photo's overblown a bit - this is a more accurate representation:

Back when I was studying networking, we had assigned seating/specific computers that we used.

One of the guys from another class decided to mess around with my machine, so I got back at him by putting together a PowerShell script to pop open the CD tray at random, infrequent intervals. The script was set to run at logon using Local Security Policy, to make it trickier to find.

In the end he couldn't figure out what was causing the tray to open during class, and it ended up getting to the point where the teachers decided to reimage the machine just to resolve it.

They're jacarandas - they look nice, but you need to watch out because the flowers are pretty slippery once they've fallen.

lesbiants

"The firing pin in your gun was made of... yup, zinc!"

Gaijin: "we have mortar launcher at home"

Mortar launcher at home:

honestly, felt like I was having a stroke looking at all the items on that desk

Just in case you're interested, I believe the vehicle pictured is a Vickers Universal Carrier which has the driving cogwheels located at the rear: