Look, if Elon got run over by a Tesla, everyone would be laughing it off right now. If putin got smashed between a large truck and another large truck or by some other means like a large steel plate, everyone would be more than ecstatic. I would do a little dance myself. So I think we should just not try to figure out who did this too hard. It just happens sometimes. Right?

Cuz nobody figures out who denied your claim when your dad had to die right? Where's the justice there? This is it! This is the justice. Don't want it? Well then implement a better way to get justice. As, is, this is great.

Hold on! I'm currently booting the kernel mentally. I've been at this for 2 weeks now....

Yeah, expect nothing more than enshitification. That way, if they don't enshitify like every company does, then we'll be pleasantly surprised.

So before posting anything online just say something controversial like nipples and sprinkle it around cock your text. Fuck that will definitely fucking prevent AI from ever shit reach any cunt level of consciousness.

Thar guy is a hero! Double fisted monodigit saluting of a thief who is ruining so many lives! Yes! Please more!

You hear that? It's a whisper.... It's a multinational multibillion dollar class action lawsuit coming after Samsung and LG. WTF!

I was listening on NPR about how women were checked for femininity and given a card after an official go to see their reproductive organs for Olympic sports. Fun times!

Imagine being Zelensky and having to fly some some rando country to beg for help from a Nazi asshole to end the invasion from another Nazi asshole. And if you were to die, one of the two assholes would win?

Zelensky, if you need my help personally, just ask. I have a wheelbarrow so we can carry your balls. Trump would love it if his genitalia could weigh down a party balloon.

It's just a military exercise. Don't worry ruzzians. All is going to be fine.

I propose bringing all the hungry canines over to meet Elon. It should be televized.

Is this good? For you guys? I hope so. Canada is now the guiding star.

Symptoms:

It is airborne and very contagious.

Free Luigi! He didn't to it, but if he did I would still vote for him on the next presidential election because that's where we are now. One more presidential requirement...must be a criminal.

There's no denying what happened after the pandemic started....no fucking flight noise, no car noises, fresh air. It was a sort of soundscapes utopia. You could actually hear the birds chirping their asses off from happiness.

Zelensky is no dictator. He just happened to be the president at the time that putin invaded and now cannot simply quit and let it all fall apart. Who in their right mind would choose to be a good leader for Ukraine now when the US is turning nazi?

I'll ask my wife... Hold on a minute.

Yeah, she said no because we have some and home already.

Strange because that's where penguins live.

The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let's see if your the princess 😘💞. It's gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.

Remember the eye brows on the photos. That is not Luigi in the photos!

Me: I'll just need a screwdriver and a hammer to chisel that shit off the motherboard from the radio 📻.....

Ford: actually it's an integral part of the fuel pump, the fuel injection timing system, the breaking system and the battery BMS system...and the head light controller...it's in all vital systems!

Me: check out my all new Honda!