Sign was painted, said "Private Property" > But on the back side, it didn't say nothing

Genius line. It says so much, so simply. God I wish I could write like this man

Gif finds a way

The impact cracked the then 20-year-old’s skull, causing a traumatic brain injury

Sounds about right

Yeah that’s a crazy out of touch thing to say. That is exactly what every person does at every gas station.

Mythbusters should definitely be up there somewhere

The functionality of a tablet with the portability of a phone. Seems straightforward and practical to me idk

Being dumb and drunk is not new to humanity

I don’t know what I expected…

I have all those things, including the addiction. Am I a role model?

I suggest trying to hook up with a Russian girl. Hymn To Red October is a banger, and it’s pretty long

Wasn’t this the premise for a dumb movie 20 years ago? Now it’s a premise of dumb real life?

Next time ask her to hum the national anthem while she’s doing it. No shame in this game

What could go wrong?

280p Skittle font. Praised for its high legibility and legendary flavor

Get crackin!

So a straight bj is 5/10 but a hummer is 10/10? You got a peculiar dick my friend

Goddamn man is your goal to spam this aritcle in every fucking community?