🎶Es ist Sommer, egal ob es schneit oder friert
Sommer ist, was in deinem Kopf passiert
Es ist Sommer. Wir haben das klar gemacht
Sommer ist, wenn man trotzdem lacht🎵

The waiter probably gets paid $2.75/hour

In a specific country

Leben ist pluralisiert, Materie nicht, da es ein Homophon zu dem Verb "etw bedeuten/wichtig sein" ist. Aber das Nomen "Materie" ist im Englischen unzählbar.

This comment sounds monolingual anglophone

Ist von den wise guys, a-cappella

teaspoon

The spirits evaporated through the hole in the ozone layer.

Tomaten sind mMn die Früchte, bei denen man am stärksten merkt, ob sie gekauft oder aus dem Garten sind. Wenn du mal die Möglichkeit hast bei einem Gemüsehändler (nicht Supermarkt) oder bei jemandem privat Fleischtomaten zu probieren (oder Eiertomaten, Ochsenherz-Tomaten, Budjonovki -Tomaten) dann tu es bitte.
Ich denke, deine Meinung könnte sich verändern.

Some people don't know one can spoon out an egg. Smh me head

forking shirtballs

Northeast - probably a griffin or smn
Midwest - witches. Witches dancing around a fire in may.
South - some evil mountain spirit misleading hikers and the Wolpertinger
Southwest - a deep deep well, a cave where time runs slower and that neighbour, that did not put their free penny in the piggy bank D:
Northwest - a ship kobold and the reappearing corpse of a drowned sailor

That's because it's neither a points system, nor a corporate ladder, nor an auction, nor an investment account. It is a relationship. I spend time with whom I love.

Euthanasia

No shade to you, pug, you post a lot, but does anyone feel like these are just the start of an idea? Not witty enough, just the worst ones out of the bunch if you were riffing with friends. Just barely being "ye olde" not reading clearly as any specific epoque. Plus the card itself is genAI. Eh.

Macauan-Angolan

Make Binomi a real renaissance Italian mathematician, so that we can finally know who came up with the binomial formulas.

!worldcup@lemmy.world

From the thumbnail I thought it was one of Alligatoah's wild poems. He also acts like a detective trying to find out who is responsible for his drunken rage last night.

This is not a rock pigeon as you usually see in the cities. This is a wood pigeon, they live in the countryside in pairs of two. And are chunky.

It doesn't even have to be in the same country. Could be anywhere in the EU or maybe even third countries, I don't know, I haven't worked internationally in that way.