Replace CEOs with AI

They should instead be hired for penetration testing and then have the ability to pay their child support.

"Johnson was charged with three counts of kidnapping and one count each of impersonating a law enforcement officer, petty larceny, assault and battery, according to jail records."

This is what cop behavior is legally described as when you aren't a cop.

We should be able to look at a liiittle porn at work.

You can have healthy skepticism without jumping to the other end of the spectrum of DPRK stan.

A lot of these machines are from schools, doctors offices, hospitals, or libraries. Its more expensive to be set up to properly erase these disks with compliance to the law than it is to destroy and recycle them. Also (at the company I worked for) a lot of the value of the item being sold is tied up in the processor and not the storage.

So long as it makes him money/relevant.

Something about a women only space triggers people. Just look at the people replying here. They can't seem to help themselves.

“Works on my machine.”

I Think You Should Leave. 15 minute episodes.

Great meme with an awful message.

Out of office message already set, they'll be back to work in about two weeks.

Social control and protection of property. (Not ours, though)

Don't forget about the Alamo.

Bring in the neon green space fiddle!

Did you make any friends?

Not really.

No tax dollars go to USPS.

Nero Burning ROM was titled after Nero burning Rome.

All these things, AND Denise Crosby??

Set up a Copyparty this weekend and it's pretty incredible so far.