My advice for anyone in a similar situation is to go for a job in a different field.
Tell them that you reached the goals you had set for yourself in your previous field (PhD, published peer reviewed works etc). Tell them that you feel it is time for you to explore other fields and that you have an affinity with the one you're applying in. Then tell them the most important thing you learned during your previous endeavors: you have the capacity to learn and adapt

Wait, Musk thinks grok comes from the hitchhiker's guide? What a moron

And importantly, it shows that you are not phased by the discomfort you are inflicting on others

Steppe son

Spot the Brit?
Not sure which other countries have 3y bachelor's degrees and will let you do a PhD without a master's degree and also have 3y doctorate degrees

This type of protest is what we need more of

🎶 They look like robots but are actually just guys 🎶

Isn't this just parentification?