The double take is the meme though…

Does she have aspirations as a painter?

That's what I do. Anytime I need to sign up for something with an email I do:

companyname@mydomain.com

I just realized that's how my wife sees me after my son was explaining how a sink works for the 73rd time. My takeaway is I need to be more invested in what he's talking about no matter how boring, cause getting ignored when you're excited about something doesn't feel great.

The other takeaway is my wife isn't mean, I just talk a lot.

I like how the "don't dead, open inside" at the end just works.

Step 0.5: sourcing raw silicon.

That sounds like a double entendre

I remember seeing this shirt at the mall 20 years ago.

Brian Disease seems like a winner

I remember being so sad as a child that no one would listen to my stories; I was so immensely interested in what I was talking about and to see people just start gazing off really hurt.

Unless it defederates like beehaw keeps doing.

Never underestimate the value of a good asbestos regimen.

One of those predictive text paragraphs?

Lactose fuels the universe.

Truly well rounded.

I think these two barrels pointing at my head are entirely unrelated, honestly.

Cool!

5 or 6 years ago the popular opinion on Reddit wasn't all that negative towards Musk.

The running platform was making empathetic people angry; small scale protests are a badge of honor and large scale protests are a mild annoyance to be dealt with however they deem fit.

Meth is more dangerous than caffeine

shoots away