I mean there’s that one guy who said it felt like his dick was stuck in a goddamn pencil sharpener

that burrito doing the lord’s work

okay so i am introverted but not hot so i thought i couldnt relate. but i am fairly tattooed, and since i am a fat guy, i tend to wear shorts and t shirts a lot. having people stare at the exposed parts of my body makes me both uncomfortably self-conscious and inflates my ego. is this what hot people feel like?

i like it when my pornography creeps up in non-porn places, but that’s because my crippling addiction to porn has made porn boring

recently i even jerked off to a rubik’s cube because it was the least porn thing i could think of

that slutty-ass cube

they don’t care about you or what you think. The whole point is to get you familiar with the product. Familiarity drives shopping. You’re not gonna remember 6 months ago when that detergent ad ruined your 3rd blindfolded Dark Souls 3 run with a taser for a controller, but tide WILL feel familiar, and therefore a safe option. People love to feel like they’re that one wolf among sheep when they get annoyed by an ad, but in the end the rich corps still win.

but on a positive note I love the memes you’ve posted

that’s sooooo sagittarius ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

I mean Autism Speaks is a pretty shit org, I really do wish they’d stop speaking at all

Reminds me of that time my neighbour told me the mailman was fucking my wife, and I was like “hey, I’m jerkin’ here!”

omg twinsies

stole the joke right outta my thumbs

ouh boy popcorn time again

the hands do look weird, but this is also a goose wearing armour

“I don’t see what that has to do with my involvement in operation Paperclip”

a little earthy

Just a bat town girl Living in a bat town world

I watch it on H

I, too, cranked one out to this cover art

masterful. perfection. 5/7, a perfect score

Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb