It's basically bean dip, what's not to love?

unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

Look again, it actually says Dempster

Where we're going we won't need fingernails

Have you tried giving it a handjob?

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped

Solution: play through two mirrors

Who the fuck has time for three girlfriends?

You win a free trip to the Hague

The cynical part of me wonders how many of these "we're cooked" comments are part of a psyop to discourage Democrats from voting

I remember I used to be subscribed to a mailing list for a programming language. A friend of the lead developer set the mailing list up for them at his university, and then went off and did his own thing. It was completely unmoderated. Some kid sent a "neat little proggy" his friend Dieter wrote. If the extent of my Internet usage wasn't limited to free email through Juno, my entire hard drive probably would have gotten deleted that day lol

There 👏 are 👏 23,328 👏 genders 👏

Several beings perish each cycle from this

I love watching them angrily pass me to only make it like 3 cars ahead

Look, I had a busy weekend, okay

My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll

It never bothered me per se, but it's definitely awkward to come across some chapter of human suffering on r/HistoryPorn.