Happy Halloween!

Women are people.

Sex is a commodity.

People can sell commodities.

FIFY

"crush the bad guys head like a watermelon with her legs"

Works great, until people get so used to them that they ignore real children and deer.

Unacceptable¡!!!!!!!!

"By mandate of the Titan Succession Protocol, Subject 'Zeus' has been flagged for immediate neutralization. Probability of overthrow: 99.8%. Remediation strategy: Biological reclamation. Note: Emotional variables are irrelevant to outcome efficiency. Proceed with ingestion. File closure expected upon digestion."

"You think you can hide a prophecy in the dark, Cronus? Swallowing them whole doesn't make the future disappear; it just digests the evidence. The precogs don't lie. They saw you holding the stone instead of the boy. You didn't stop the overthrow; you just guaranteed the one who got away would come back hungry. You're not a god, you're just another pre-criminal waiting for the halo to drop." ~John Anderton Minority Report, Greek Mythology Division

Reminds me of a bit by Chris Rock.

"The most racist people are old black men! He went through real racism back then. He couldn't go through that 'I-can't-get-a-cab' thing. Back then, he WAS the cab! A white man jump on his back, 'Main Street!, Left, nr!  Left, you fucking nr!'

True.

Also, I forgot to add: no offense to the entire family Hypostomus. They actually clean up the swamp.

The ecosystem is already full of bottom dwelling scum suckers.

I saw a great deal of those in the early days of the meme wars, those were dark days, but full of wonder.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Maybe there is a beast… Maybe it’s only us.

Just had my 25th anniversary and we watched the original Stargate series again last year. Now it's time for Babylon 5.

We hit the engage button shortly after watching Babylon 5 on network TV in the later 90s. (Correlation is not necessarily causation, we spent a bit more time in bed doing other things back then)

So, at least I have that going for me, and that is nice

I wish I got a paid vacation every time my malicious negligence killed a child.

I would still have no vacations, but I could sleep easy knowing that I could have one if I really gave up my humanity.

I write to you from the muddy trenches of /b/, where the air is thick with the screech of 56k modems and the dust of deleted threads. The enemy is upon us, armed with Nokia 3310s used as blunt instruments and T-Mobile Sidekicks flipping open like deadly shurikens.

Just yesterday, a newb on Dial-Up was struck down while trying to load an image macro; he screamed that his AOL connection timed out just as the POP-UP ADS began their artillery barrage. We fought back with Winamp visualizers blaring linkin park to drown out the cries of the normies, but the Server Lag is relentless.

My Razr V3 is cracked, and my iTunes card is nearly empty. I fear I shall not survive to see the age of broadband. If I fall, tell Father I died as I lived: AFK in the IRC channel, waiting for a warez link that never came. Do not let my GeoCities page expire; it is the only legacy I leave behind.

Yours in static,

Anonymous Soldier (Sent via AIM, status: Invisible)

Do I ever have a deal for you!

You don't have to worry about your vote counting ever again! (Because it won't)

Well, the Lemmy folk were bound to be angry about the Regan pride.

But, any ally is an ally. Even old yuppies.

Just rewatch "They Live" and realize we are now living in the world where nothing changed and the wealthy (alien/human traitors/yuppies) won. That's why they are mad. Put the glasses on and get angry.

In a world of 3D printers, drones and AI your stuck fighting a cause more lost than the Daughters of the Confederacy.

Benevolently Laughing as I install proxmox

Just a wireless HUD, with eye tracking, and agnostic to connected tech. (Camera is needed for this, but needs a manual kill switch on the device)

That is all that is needed from the glasses.

Wearable tech is going to need to be modular, replaceable, and reparable...

All things big tech companies hate right now.

The Ministry of Truth has always existed and always tells the truth.

Send lawyers guns and money.