I know this is all jokes, but just to stop the perpetual piss is sterile thing, it's absolutely not sterile

As someone who works in the tire industry, I'd say that tire is dead, unfortunately. I'd recommend replacing as soon as possible and not to attempt driving on it much, as you can cause unseen damage to the inside and compromise the integrity further.

the saddest single sentence...

it's twice a year, or once every other year

how DO they/them work?

that's a good little sprite!

water can get into the slice and into the layers of the tire and then start to corrode the metal cords weakening the whole thing. also hard to tell how much of the cords are damaged with a slice like that. I wonder what caused it.

I'm assuming the joke is the man never learned her name, so takes their kids to random gravestones

like a play on a one night stand joke about not learning the others name, but relationship somehow continued until children?

do you have a source I could read about that?

nothing much to add that hasn't already been said. just wanted to echo that these are top notch illustrations! easily could be featured in a science or ornithology journal!

I remember a friend of mine got an N64 with Super Mario near release date and I hadn't seen anything like it at the time. First time playing that and jumping through paintings and just playing a game in 3D

lol it's called "33 Years Old Single Female Knight-Captain". that may have something to do with the way she's being addressed

ha! ours is Duchess Tangerine Marmalade. they could rule the lands together. the vet really loves saying the full name too

you can store your entire base long term with minimal effort though. I have my base, all my vehicles, ores, everything stored when I don't play. takes mere minutes to press a button and have it all right back

I don't know if this is true, but when I was doing training in the tyre industry, one of the leaders liked to ask, which company, globally, manufactures the most tyres? obvious answers included Michelin and the like. Their answer? Lego. apparently they pump out more rubberized tyres than any other car tyre manufacturer

again, not sure if actually true, but it makes me think there a lot of wheels out there. however, Lego also makes things with doors...

I had a partner who worked at Lush and they told me that someone will get selected as the head for a product department and they do get to use a little avatar creator thing to make those images. Something like the Mii or bitmoji creator things, as it was explained to me

captain crunch whistles and tape recorders were the golden keys and it was glorious lol