OK it took me a while but the joke is because Italians talk with their hands, and if he's handcuffed he can't talk.

"oh I'm just a Christian following my conscious so I can't perform gay marriages and I'll kindly direct them to other judges who will"

.... OK, fine, ur just a "principled" person who disagrees with the law but respects that the law is the law.

".. But I'm still suing the federal guv to overturn gay marriage"

OH OK, ur just a homophobe

Technically he is right about this.

I think the joke is that at least in the west there is a very high amount of people in the tech industry who are trans.

Is that a line for a gas station?

It's a girl

OK being gerrymandered is true, but this is a county map, not precincts. OK isnt redrawing county lines to gerrymander

Am I high or is that mop judging me

The cell phone footage was leaked. I've seen it and u can clearly see the lady training the wheel away from him

Huh that's weird. I thought I heard that it was 100% sure the wreck happened because there was a minority involved. Did Fox News lie to me?

If it looks like mitch is going to die the KY legislature will just pass a law stripping the power from the governor to appointed interim senator

Explain context please :)

No that Christian Ben Shapiro. Jewish Ben Shapiro is the one who dyes his eyebrows

Not everything is USA related

But why is it boomhauer and Wendy? That's a cursed ship.

I think that's dick Cheney in hell

He's just got slow internet, he's still typing

Don't let him escape to join thunder clan!

Damn she got some bunions on that foot