What vegetable is cool, but not that cool?

3 years ago by retrolasered to c/dadjokes

Radish

F_Haxhausen 22 points 3 years ago

Goddamn it!

No. Radishes are cool as a cucumber. Or maybe not, since radishes are kinda spicy. But still. Radishes are might the best maybe be.

Edit: I was being silly. Which I never do. So maybe it didn’t come across like that.

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faintwhenfree 9 points 3 years ago

I still judge you for commenting this on a dad joke.

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F_Haxhausen 12 points 3 years ago

How can you “still” judge me after six minutes? Give it 10. Then we shall see.

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Viking_Hippie 2 points 3 years ago

How can you still judge me after six minutes?

Yeah, that person needs to stop living in the distant past!

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LillyPip 2 points 3 years ago

Oh my god, I just got it.

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littlebluespark 3 points 3 years ago

Pickled radishes are fire, though. NGL. Call me whatever,, but they fix a roasted beet & goat cheese salad.

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GombeenSysadmin 12 points 3 years ago

They’re, like, totally tuberlar dude

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ook_the_librarian 8 points 3 years ago

I dig it

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WalrusByte 10 points 3 years ago

Sure beets the alternative

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Iamdanno 2 points 3 years ago

Eggplant. How it got its own emoji is beyond me.

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udon 1 point 3 years ago

Chili though

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