When it’s the 4th of July, and you rather be high as fuck on tramadol than deal with fireworks

3 years ago by Ghostalmedia to c/aww

lettruthout 15 points 3 years ago

Yeah, nothing says “I love my country” like terrorizing innocent animals, triggering veterans, and leaving behind pollution.

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SpezCanLigmaBalls 6 points 3 years ago

Damn that’s me though (for medical reasons obvi)

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Hippiemcgee 5 points 3 years ago

Same, buddy

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GreenPlasticSushiGrass 5 points 3 years ago

I too am high as fuck on my dog's tramadol.

On edit: I just realized that I made a reddit hivemind joke in the vein of "I too something something OP's wife." I will work on breaking that habit. Baby steps!

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M_g 4 points 3 years ago

S-tier title

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satanmat 2 points 3 years ago

How much Tramadol does it take to get high AF ?

Also my dog has been welded into her corner because the neighbor has been celebrating the 4th for the last two weeks

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Ghostalmedia 1 point 3 years ago

Depends on the breed. Your vet will know.

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Ghostalmedia 1 point 3 years ago

Depends on the breed. Your vet will know.

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Kolanaki 1 point 3 years ago

I am surprised that neither of my dogs give a fuck about fireworks. They don't even tilt their ears towards 'em (and no, they aren't deaf). They will, however, absolutely lose their shit over sirens.

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Ghostalmedia 4 points 3 years ago

Yeah, my dog never used to care, then one year my ex-con redneck neighbor fired illegal mortars over the our, in a red flag fire zone, for house for 12 hours straight.

When I asked him to chill out, he threatened to kill me and said I hated freedom. Then then got in a physical fight with cops that night. Best neighbor ever.

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