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Sticker 9 points 3 years ago

How do you deal with a problem like the one in the picture?

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Mr_Blott 60 points 3 years ago

Live in a country with normal fuckin toilets. What the fuck is that lake?

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ObviouslyNotBanana 32 points 3 years ago

Average European mind can't comprehend these toilets.

This includes me. Wtf.

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BillyTheSkidMark 12 points 3 years ago

Year, this toilet weird af...

Problem has still not me a couple of times, but usually cause the toilet is quite small or it's the walls of the bowl, but if there's that much water in there I feel like it's overkill

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Sticker 8 points 3 years ago

Dude, the cheapest toilets are purchased for city institutions that provide free services.
These toilets look like they were made for gnomes.

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Twinklebreeze 17 points 3 years ago

I deal with it by not rocking a hog like that. When it's hard it points up, and it's soft it retracts safely away from toilet water.

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andrew 14 points 3 years ago

Squat on top of the toilet. Both feet on the seat. As a bonus you also assert dominance by default.

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nifty 8 points 3 years ago

True if the toilet doesn’t know who’s boss, it splashes at you.

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Blackout 9 points 3 years ago

99.9% of guys with this issue are lying. The remaining 0.1% usually trim their dick back to prevent it.

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doggle 8 points 3 years ago

Most people just don't have a 12" dong.

The others take Poseidon's kiss as a compliment.

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Imgonnatrythis 5 points 3 years ago

If your doing is really long enough to have this problem I'd say in the grand scheme of things it's just not a problem.

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db2 3 points 3 years ago

The serious answer is that you have to tuck it in the inside of your leg, the inside of the hip joint, being aware of which direction it's pointing and being careful not to double it up and block flow.

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dream_weasel 1 point 3 years ago

Kitchen shears

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