Literally a virus

3 years ago by nifty to c/lemmyshitpost

brown567 91 points 3 years ago

Efficient shapes are efficient, okay?

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flambonkscious 19 points 3 years ago

Get outta here with your ditry logic!

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MotoAsh 53 points 3 years ago
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nifty 13 points 3 years ago

Literally Morpheus getting facepunchpilled by Agent Smith.

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Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug 41 points 3 years ago

Dude so many of you are just fucking incapable of seeing it as a joke, it's supposed to make you chuckle, not go "well actshually". This isn't a legitimate argument, this isn't something scientific article, just fucking chuckle or don't, ffs

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Poxlox 10 points 3 years ago

Well Ackshualllyy it's spelled ackchewallheee

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lugal 0 points 3 years ago

Thanks for clarificiticashin

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Coasting0942 2 points 3 years ago

You don’t get to point out flaws in human superiority then hide behind “just a joke bro”.

Take your xenophilic ass on the next rocket ship up, species traitor!

Terra Eterna!

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AtmaJnana 2 points 3 years ago

just fucking chuckle or don't

Then...what would be the point of the comment section? People know it's a mediocre joke, so there's really not much else to discuss. Without the discussion, why even visit Lemmy at all? I dont get why you would be sour about people drawing inferences and discussing them. You saw the joke and apparently you don't think there's anything else to discuss. Okay. So why are you even here?

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AI_toothbrush 40 points 3 years ago

Almost as if certain shapes used less material and were stronger

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NoSpiritAnimal 15 points 3 years ago

Next you'll tell me Trees and Rivers share a similar structure because water flows efficiently in specific ways.

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abort_christian_babies 35 points 3 years ago
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naeap 14 points 3 years ago

Birds?

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lugal 27 points 3 years ago

Can't be. Birds aren't real

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RandomVideos 5 points 3 years ago

The idea of birds came from airplanes

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figaro 1 point 3 years ago

God didn't make airplanes flap wings so neither should the birds

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gandalf_der_12te 29 points 3 years ago

Well yeah, they look the same because they solve the same problem. How to transport stuff safely from A to B.

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problematicPanther 28 points 3 years ago

humanity is a disease, Mr Anderson. And I am the cure.

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HKPiax 25 points 3 years ago

Ah, the famous satellite “half of a Saturn V rocket”. You donkey

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nifty 24 points 3 years ago

Are you new to shitposting? Because I am, make a how-to.

/s

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Bishma 22 points 3 years ago

Earth is developing a fever as we start shedding viruses.

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vsh 4 points 3 years ago
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samus12345 19 points 3 years ago

"You spread like a disease!"

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Dyskolos 9 points 3 years ago
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ArmoredThirteen 9 points 3 years ago

Wait how old before you're an old fart vs just normal old? I watched this movie when I was a kid. I'm just going into my 30s I need to know...

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Nikls94 4 points 3 years ago

We have become the old people… PS3 is considered… Retro

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ArmoredThirteen 2 points 3 years ago

Oh no, I stopped playing consoles on PS2 and the 360... I haven't even played on a PS3

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Aggravationstation 2 points 3 years ago

Better question, what makes someone an old fart vs just a regular fart?

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flambonkscious 1 point 3 years ago

I suspect it's about the trust-factor.

You're definitely an old fart of you can't trust then to be safe. I don't know how broad that window is however, and while mine are still very trustworthy I suspect there's a long 'sunrise period' where we lapse into old-fartness.

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samus12345 4 points 3 years ago

Yes, very much so.

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_Sprite 12 points 3 years ago

jaden smith ass post

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flambonkscious 1 point 3 years ago

Nah man, this is fucking gold! It's novel, very shit-postey, cynical and doesn't rely on recent it established trends (oil / beans etc).

This is top tier in my book!

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CarbonIceDragon 5 points 3 years ago

ah yes: basic shapes found almost everywhere, and thing with legs on its base because its landing on something. The connection is clear

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papalonian 4 points 3 years ago

This is actually huge if true 🤔😯

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Demuniac 10 points 3 years ago

Not really, it just proves the shapes we chose were effective.

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papalonian 2 points 3 years ago

It was just a joke, lol. "Big if true" is a common ironic phrase

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umbrella 3 points 3 years ago
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