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boogetyboo 54 points 3 years ago

Obliviously about a cat.

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Moresti 17 points 3 years ago

Definitely a cat.

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Oobleckonyoface 11 points 3 years ago

I was thinking toddler, the cat makes WAY more sense.

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BrandoGil 35 points 3 years ago

It's all about perspective.

INFO: Do you lord over them like you own them? When they bring you food, do you act disgusted and just throw out away? Do you get upset if they don't wear the jewelry you buy them? Are there communication issues like do you have trouble understanding each other?

Based on your other comments, I'm going to have to assume the answers to all of these questions are "yes" so I'm going to go with NTA, they're a pussy.

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Moresti 26 points 3 years ago

So our roles are opposite. My roommate lords over our home. They are lazy and don’t contribute to our food situation though killing pests would be nice. Sometimes they wear the jewelry we buy for them but they occasionally leave it laying around. It’s very irresponsible. There is a language barrier.

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Nollij 12 points 3 years ago

Jewelry? Am I missing something here? Do people really buy jewelry for their...roommate?

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kluevo 14 points 3 years ago

Cat

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Nollij 7 points 3 years ago

Yeah, do people buy jewelry for their cat?

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DrainYou1967 25 points 3 years ago

Your roommate sounds like he could possibly have an orange colored coat on all the time. Am I right? We might need a roommate tax.

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Moresti 16 points 3 years ago

My roommate has a grey/cream colored coat with black stripes.

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PhoenixRising 21 points 3 years ago

YTA if you don't provide the tax.

For the problem, your roommate is the asshole. Cats are always adorable assholes

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tierelantijntje 15 points 3 years ago

.. Is your roommate a cat? Why are you making food for them and why are they waking you up to do this?

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Moresti 12 points 3 years ago

Unfortunately my roommate does not have opposable thumbs. So they aren’t able to open food items. They also have a bunch of fur that would get all over the place.

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tierelantijntje 4 points 3 years ago

Seems easy to solve: close the door so they can't wake you up anymore! With no opposable thumbs they won't be able to open the door either.

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Jon-H558 2 points 3 years ago

I see you have never owned a cat... they find a way usually by just clawing the door up and mewling even louder

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jerdle_lemmy 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, doesn't work like that.

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ns1 14 points 3 years ago

The "roommate" is your cat, isn't it?

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Moresti 8 points 3 years ago

Most definitely.

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jerdle_lemmy 10 points 3 years ago

NTA. Your roommate is a wee asshole.

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Ragnell 10 points 3 years ago

This is the content I am here for.

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ZombieZookeeper 10 points 3 years ago

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Stan 7 points 3 years ago

Your roommate probably shits in a box and doesn’t clean it up either.

You should try shitting in a box too, and see how they like it.

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Moresti 9 points 3 years ago

My roommate does shit in a box and most of the times doesn’t even bury it. I will definitely give that suggestion a try. Unfortunately I don’t have my own box so I’lk have to use theirs.

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HipHoboHarold 4 points 3 years ago

Even better. Shit in their box. Assert dominance.

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mark_dennis1199 2 points 3 years ago

Omg the mental image this is creating is disturbing.

OP, make sure you look roommate right in the eye as you shit in their box!

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Hazzardis 6 points 3 years ago

It’s sounds like you guys are just being assholes to each other at this point lol. Doesn’t really matter who started it if you’re both perpetuating it.

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Moresti 3 points 3 years ago

See. If they keep doing it to me I’m gonna win this fight.

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I_Fart_Glitter 3 points 3 years ago

YTA and your roommate has contacted our pawfices. Your actions are awful and unclawful under section 2 of chapter 49C: Cat naps is sacred naps, do not disturb. This carries a penalty of bap bap baps and a fine of no less than one (1) elbendy billions of toonas. And section 4 of chapter 38F: Cat tummies tell true time, clocks is only suggestions. This egregious breech of cattract has not gone unnoticed and will not go unpunished. You're gonna lose this fight.

Belladonna and Aubergine, Cattorneys at Paw

!cattorneys_at_paw@lemmy.world

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Mewtwo 4 points 3 years ago

You sound like a complete asshole. I bet you're the type to yell at your roommate when they do their perfectly normal exercises on the furniture or simg their favorite song.

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SoPunny 3 points 3 years ago

Lol, good one took me a minute

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hypnotoad__ 3 points 3 years ago

Esh, use your words and communicate like an adult

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