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Shieldtoad 196 points 3 years ago

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Transporter_Room_3 39 points 3 years ago

This is the way to do it.

No weird twisting or crunching, nice relaxed pose to just finger walk your way across the water. When you want to stand up it's as easy as a water-assisted pushup.

11/10

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Anticorp 25 points 3 years ago

In my early 20's a friend and I crawled up a river for like 2 miles on our bellies like in this picture. We crawled all the way to the source, which was a large pond. It took us half the day. Getting back down took like 10 minutes. Lol.

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tetris11 28 points 3 years ago

On the internet, nobody knows you're an alligator

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Ildar 15 points 3 years ago

This is my way!

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Shou 12 points 3 years ago

Gator crawl

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MrShankles 4 points 3 years ago

This is my preference. The other ways are just too slow

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boredtortoise 70 points 3 years ago

first pic is going into the water, second is leaving

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FQQD 19 points 3 years ago

If you don't do the second one, you're a very lame person imo

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Weslee 17 points 3 years ago

Depends how cold it is

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Laticauda 16 points 3 years ago

Depends on if I'm going in or out.

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prenatal_confusion 10 points 3 years ago

Second one. How else are you gonna take the stealthy dump??

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tetris11 7 points 3 years ago

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Stalinwolf 5 points 3 years ago

Fish see us doing #2 and are like 🙄

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root_beer 5 points 3 years ago

Sumo pose (or extra-bowlegged cowboy I guess) also works, as does upright fetal position while walking only on tips of big toes

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Thcdenton 4 points 3 years ago

1st for pee 2nd for poo

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MuffinHeeler 2 points 3 years ago

So THAT'S how we came up with number 1 and number 2

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jaybone 3 points 3 years ago

I thought this was going to be about qwop.

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Mr_Dr_Oink 2 points 3 years ago

I used to do 2.

Now i do 1 because idgaf anymore.

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