You're actually a street vendor, right... RIGHT?

3 years ago by 0x4E4F to c/stupidfood

fartsparkles 19 points 3 years ago

Mmmmm, tasty Roundup flavoured chicken, courtesy of the pesticide runoff from the farm upstream. Get your tumours while it’s hot.

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Cheradenine 7 points 3 years ago

Downstream it's Roundup and Salmonella flavored. It adds that certain je ne sais quoi

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wieson 18 points 3 years ago

At this point, you're putting so much effort in, you could as well be making good content. But no, it's ragebait all the way.

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ShaunaTheDead 6 points 3 years ago

I also wonder if there's a sexual element to some of these ragebait food videos. They always have an attractive young woman doing the cooking. At least, I suspect that the mukbang videos from awhile ago were made to be sexual for some.

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ShustOne 11 points 3 years ago

What's the purpose of smacking them in the beginning?

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Psaldorn 19 points 3 years ago

Asserting dominance

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Jackhammer_Joe 11 points 3 years ago

The look of the little boy says it all: "Tasty but we could have gotten that easier"

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stoy 10 points 3 years ago

Obvious ragebait is obvious

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fsxylo 5 points 3 years ago

It worked. That chicken died for nothing.

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Varyk 2 points 3 years ago

What a bummer, from start to finish

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