gibmiser 83 points 3 years ago

I didn't hear no bell

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joyjoy 12 points 3 years ago

Then you're probably not drunk. Keep drinking.

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theneverfox 1 point 3 years ago

Porque no los dos?

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Potajito 66 points 3 years ago

So, story time I guess. Once, during a party (on the street) a friend shat himself. No warning, just a couple of seconds before the fact, he stated "I'm shitting myself" and he, in fact, did. We were close to a bar that was closing, and he begged the dude at the bar to let him in for a quick bathroom break, all this while we were literally rolling on the floor laughing our asses off. He did what he could in the bathroom (the damage was extense). Also, think of that poor dude that was about to leave and now had a bathroom full of poop and dirty underwear. So, this friend wisely decides that the night is done for him, takes a taxi and goes back home. A couple of hours later he calls us(we were 100% still laughing) and asks us where are we... He went home, took a shower and came back like nothing happened. 💪💪💪

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UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT 31 points 3 years ago

Legendary. No one else gets to choose your rock bottom for you. That'd be enough to get me to quit drinking, but some people just keep going and going no matter what haha

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magnetosphere 16 points 3 years ago

No one else gets to choose your rock bottom for you.

Wisdom, right here.

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BassTurd 23 points 3 years ago

That takes confidence.

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Imgonnatrythis 16 points 3 years ago

And confidence takes beer. He likely had beer.

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theneverfox 1 point 3 years ago

Endurance. That's endurance.

You go out, shit yourself, clean yourself up, then go back out? That's endurance.

Telling your friends about the very private journey you've been through? That's confidence.

Trying to pick up someone without handling such an event? That's just bad hygiene ... No extra points for don't it before cleaning yourself up

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ummthatguy 41 points 3 years ago

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w2tpmf 20 points 3 years ago

A friend of mine slumped over after doing some K at EDC and the staff shoved him in an ambulance.

When the K started to wear off he escaped the hospital and ran though downtown LA high on drugs to find his way back.

Lucky for him I had lent him my VIP badge so he could get a water and he was able to get re-entry.

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stratosfear -1 points 3 years ago

Unbelievable but slightly possible enough to be true. 😄 I was at the last LA EDC (and plenty of orange shows before that). I didn't go every year but I'm not even sure they had many at the coliseum... So had to be 07/08?

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w2tpmf 2 points 3 years ago

Yep that's right. 08 I'm pretty sure I'll have to look at my VIP lanyard I still have hanging somewhere.

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Cringedrif 18 points 3 years ago

Always have to be the last one standing.

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FenrirIII 9 points 3 years ago

Leaning against the wall still counts!