Largest blue screen of death ever!

3 years ago by mastermind to c/programmerhumor

Burstar 71 points 3 years ago

Where and what is this usually?

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ritswd 108 points 3 years ago path: 0 980341 980418, hotness: undefined, score: 108, children: 20
AntennaRover 56 points 3 years ago

Only a matter of time before somebody hacks this and starts playing porn for the whole city.

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TurretCorruption 31 points 3 years ago

I feel like the popilation of vegas would respond to that much more positively than the italian senate.

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Crackhappy 22 points 3 years ago

It's fine. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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dandroid 17 points 3 years ago

Except STDs. :(

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keenkoon 7 points 3 years ago
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Confuzzeled 7 points 3 years ago

The largest gaping anus in the whole world.

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HappycamperNZ 5 points 3 years ago

We should use the guy from interestingasfuck on reddit

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CanadaPlus 4 points 3 years ago

I'm picturing a meatspin around the vertical axis.

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danc4498 18 points 3 years ago

Directed by Darren Aronofsky? Weird as shit.

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ritswd 4 points 3 years ago

I hadn’t even noticed that. Yeah, weird idea…

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ComputerSagtNein 14 points 3 years ago

"We need to save energy"

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ritswd 9 points 3 years ago

Yeah, it’s amazing how much of a pass Vegas gets about the complete lack of sustainability. Like, for instance, I don’t know, having tons of thirsty tourists and gigantic pools in the middle of a freaking desert! Kinda nuts…

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jumperalex 4 points 3 years ago path: 0 980341 980418 980759 988469 1006131, hotness: undefined, score: 4, children: 2
FeliXTV27 1 point 3 years ago

I think water-wise are LA and especially Phoenix much worse than Vegas.

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biddy 1 point 3 years ago

The US has terrible land management in general. You build these huge sprawling cities made of low density suburbs, both wasting productive farmland in the east and isolated in the middle of the desert in the west. It's all completely nuts.

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AlexisFR 0 points 3 years ago

Damn, that's going to be worth a lot of shower piss, that's for sure!

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CollinTG 12 points 3 years ago

It’s the Las Vegas sphere that I think recently opened. From what I can see, there’s a stage and seating inside it for events.

https://youtu.be/wKCY1Ph7T0k

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sockinacock 5 points 3 years ago

DEFCON's going to be great this year

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weirdly_austin 41 points 3 years ago

I litterly built that place, we erected the steel. I did my job, don't know about the electricians though 😂😂😂

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SaltyIceteaMaker 8 points 3 years ago

That wouldn't be an electrician's fault. This is an error in windows. Realistically it would prob be the fault of some unknown programmer

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DerEineDa 9 points 3 years ago

Sorry, but you can't know that. A bluescreen is often caused by hardware errors, like faulty RAM modules and so on. In theory this could absolutely be caused by an unstable energy supply that could be the fault of an electrician. I am not saying that this is likely, but we cannot know.

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weirdly_austin 7 points 3 years ago

Eh, I just wanted to poke at the electricians. No hate, just fun!

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RagingNerdoholic 24 points 3 years ago

Is this a shoop or did this actually happen?

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Zerfallen 8 points 3 years ago

Definitely fake. Funny idea though.

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marcar 23 points 3 years ago

This is the blue orb of death, very different

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zumi 14 points 3 years ago

I assume this is fake, but still very funny.

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BukoSpooko 13 points 3 years ago

Akira!

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JackbyDev 9 points 3 years ago

🔔

Leave me alone!

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jelloeater85 4 points 3 years ago

Tetsuo!!!!

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croobat 3 points 3 years ago

We are truly living the most boring dystopia.

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oolio 12 points 3 years ago

That orb desevers some pondering.

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lockhart 9 points 3 years ago

Blueballing

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Asudox 7 points 3 years ago

I am having a hard time reasoning why companies use windows for such things. Sure it's convenient and has a great (size, not that the economy is good) economy. But the OS is bs when it comes to stability.

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Simplesyrup 5 points 3 years ago

God I hate Windows

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Daniikk1012 4 points 3 years ago

What is this? Did they remake the sphere from Expo 2017, but in Vegas?

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ch00f 3 points 3 years ago

Thumbnail looks exactly like Neptune

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TheRealKuni 1 point 3 years ago

Shit, we’d better get IT out to Neptune fast. Who knows what having an unresponsive planet will do to the solar system?

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capt_wolf 3 points 3 years ago

My lifetime goal has been to speed run Super Metroid on the biggest screens possible... So far, I'm up to 12' x 20'. Anybody want to hook me up

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Letto 1 point 3 years ago

This looks like it would make a hilarious Akira edit

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