They may not have ruled, but they certainly rocked.

3 years ago by schnitzelbub to c/memes

Technological_Burger 47 points 3 years ago

We haven’t even found fossils of their MBA degrees

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redhydride 16 points 3 years ago

Exactly. It is still an area of active research

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hypnotoad 3 points 3 years ago

Now I'm picturing a T-Rex trying to take notes in the middle of my meeting... Thanks a lot.

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user224 21 points 3 years ago

almost

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cryomancer20x6 22 points 3 years ago

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Corkyskog 5 points 3 years ago

There was so much time in between that they could have had computers and we would likely never know about it.

The world without us is an interesting book that details how quickly evidence of humans would get wiped away.

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erogenouswarzone 3 points 3 years ago

There is proof however, that they did in fact fuck:

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figjam 10 points 3 years ago

Well the dinos lasted millions of years so they are doing better than we are.

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Viking_Hippie 2 points 3 years ago

Not really. IMO, it's much more impressive to successfully complete a Fallout 2 pacifist run than to just eat plants or other big lizards for a million years 😛

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erogenouswarzone 8 points 3 years ago

Anybody have any interesting dinosaur facts?

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Kolanaki 7 points 3 years ago

They once ruled the world.

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schnitzelbub 4 points 3 years ago

They very likely taste like chicken. Chicken are very closely related to dinosaurs and so are crocodiles. Crocodile/alligator meat also allegedly tastes very similarly to chicken.

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erogenouswarzone 2 points 3 years ago

Yum. I'd totally eat dino-meat, chicken-flavor or not.

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Holzkohlen 1 point 3 years ago

Which dino you think tastes best?

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Viking_Hippie 1 point 3 years ago

If it's anything like with big mammals, definitely the herbivores. I wouldn't say no to a genuine triceratops steak 😋 😂

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schnitzelbub 1 point 3 years ago

I'd bet on raptors, at least for familiarity and close relation to chicken. Pangea fried Caudipterix. PFC.

I'd turn that bad boy into a living-room sized schnitzel in a heartbeat.

*(Historically inaccurate as Caudipterix lived in the late jurassic/early cretaceous, when pangea was already kind of broken apart. Also, it was discovered in China) *

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hglman 8 points 3 years ago

anarcho-dinosim

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deegeese 8 points 3 years ago

This is the good kind of pedantic.

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dakerDraws 7 points 3 years ago

Stupid dinosaurs can't even make a rudimentary "might makes right" dictatorship. Even lions can do that.

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explodicle 3 points 3 years ago

Great, now I want to know about social structures that have been forgotten forever.

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MrFlamey 6 points 3 years ago

"almost certainly" So you're telling me there is a chance that they did indeed possess the administrative skills needed to rule the planet?

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z3k3lon 6 points 3 years ago

I can totally see a T-Rex rocking a crown.

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Raxiel 4 points 3 years ago

That would be a very brave dentist

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Holzkohlen 3 points 3 years ago

Oh, yeah? How is it gonna put it on?

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Viking_Hippie 3 points 3 years ago

Very carefully.

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RippleEffect 4 points 3 years ago

I thought the proper phrasing is that they roamed the earth.

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Methylman 2 points 3 years ago

Yeah but they were probably just wandering

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subash 2 points 3 years ago

cool

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subash 2 points 3 years ago

good

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Scytale 1 point 3 years ago

I'm playing Path of Titans for 200 h so I'm a dino expert. Raaaaawr Chicken <3

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PepperDust 1 point 3 years ago

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