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If companies could put ads inside our anuses do you think they would?

3 years ago by GreatDong3000 to c/asklemmy

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That's crazy I don't think they would

josie 38 points 3 years ago

Companies would, and have, killed people just to make an extra cent. Of course they'd do this.

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Hazzia 12 points 3 years ago

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bionicjoey 2 points 3 years ago

So what you're saying is they'd only advertise in high-traffic anuses...

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Alsjemenou 1 point 3 years ago

So an anus printer?

a picture is worth more than a thousand words. Now you can surprise your lover with the completely safe Printhole™! Using biodegradable inks, you can add that extra bit of spice to your sex life. Or go for the deluxe edition that is ribbed for yours and his pleasure. Installation is easy!

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Ziggurat 23 points 3 years ago

There is ads in public toilet, so sure, they'll put ads anywhere.

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federalreverse 21 points 3 years ago

There is even toilet paper with ads on it. Does that count as "ads in our anuses"?

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Admetus 15 points 3 years ago

Depends on how far you push it in.

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xmunk 4 points 3 years ago

I usually push mine a bit beyond the sigmoid boundary - would that count?

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arthur 22 points 3 years ago

The capitalism system is design to maximize and prioritize profit above everything else, and will do it if there's no resistance.

If put ads inside peoples' ass increases profits, companies would try for sure.

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Sgt_choke_n_stroke 12 points 3 years ago

This orgasam brought to you by Johnson and Johnson

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CanadaPlus 3 points 3 years ago

I mean, branding is a thing too. You don't see J&J slapping their name on porn sites either, even though that's a cheap form of advertising with massive impression numbers.

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kamenlady 1 point 3 years ago

The orgasams are gonna be wild

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Emperor 17 points 3 years ago

"Your poo will be back, after this word from our sponsors"

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bionicjoey 10 points 3 years ago

I recently added some Taiwanese porn sites to my wank rotation. And while some of it is good, many studios have this annoying habit of putting temporary tattoos of adverts on the performers' bodies, usually on an asscheek and on the lower abdomen. I can't read the ads, but I'm pretty sure they are for gambling websites.

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SuperSpecialNickname 4 points 3 years ago

What the flying fuck?

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bionicjoey 1 point 3 years ago

Yeah, it's really gross. Totally ruins the mood for me. Fortunately they're not hard to avoid

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kubica 10 points 3 years ago

When the benefits outweigh the costs they'll do.

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wesker 10 points 3 years ago

Directal TV

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Spendrill 9 points 3 years ago

Probably not, but they'd definitely patent the method.

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willya 7 points 3 years ago

They would and it would be the first time you loved ads.

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walter_wiggles 7 points 3 years ago

If you look at your poop in the toilet, then yes they will put ads in your anus. The ads would of course come out with your turds.

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kautau 9 points 3 years ago

Embedded into cheap food that then becomes an ad in your toilet. But for a “pro” subscription you can shit without ads

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trolololol 0 points 3 years ago

Would they be like a sticker on the turd with the message, or more like a 3d printed brown thing?

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mdhughes 6 points 3 years ago

Bruce Bethke, the guy who actually invented cyberpunk and wrote the story Cyberpunk, wrote a book Head Crash. In which the VR hotsuit includes a "ProctoProd®" for bass. Bruce's predictions have turned out more accurate than anyone else's.

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BlackArtist 6 points 3 years ago

You can bet your ass they would.

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0_0j 1 point 3 years ago

Heck, they would shove them in your dreams if they can (and they will, using neuralink lol); and then find crevices on the laws to navigate through, like crabs side-walking to move forward.

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bestusername 5 points 3 years ago

That would be shit!

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moosetwin 5 points 3 years ago

no because you can't see up your ass

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kamenlady 7 points 3 years ago

But other people can. It's all about the target audience. You would actually get paid, to show ads in your ass, when someone has a clear view into it. People with ads up their asses are just the medium to deliver the ads.

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CanadaPlus 4 points 3 years ago

There's not much viewership, so it better be cheap. That's the only problem, though, if you're advertising the right product.

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DancingBear 4 points 3 years ago

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cupcakezealot 1 point 3 years ago

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Grizzlywer 4 points 3 years ago

Eventually but it is already ass

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TheKracken 4 points 3 years ago

Introducing the Smart Pipe. Smart Pipe is a registered sex offender.

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deadcatbounce 4 points 3 years ago

In some places proctology isn't what it was.

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mp3 3 points 3 years ago

They need to siphon more data before they start the targeted advertising.

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set_secret 3 points 3 years ago

they would but it would probably be exclusive to colonoscopy equipment ads for Drs.

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southsamurai 3 points 3 years ago

You've never seen dildos with the company name on them? They exist.

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oo1 2 points 3 years ago

I read that with an extra "i"

In which case, yes if they can then sell you the drugs you'd need for the rest of your life.

It's like coca-cola + insulin, from a financial perspective , complementary investments.

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workerONE 2 points 3 years ago

What type of ad would they show in your anus? Subway? Eat fresh. Burger King? Have it your way! My Little Pony? Nike? Just do it.

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intensely_human 2 points 3 years ago

“It’s morse code!”

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spittingimage 2 points 3 years ago

I think they'd plaster our loved ones' coffins with adverts if they could.

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kerrigan778 2 points 3 years ago

There are 100% branded butt plugs out there.

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GlitterInfection 2 points 3 years ago

Only if the ad was sexually transmitted.

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j4k3 2 points 3 years ago

Fart jingles.

*ba da bu ba ba ^double arches^

New timeline plot for the bidet...

the fuck?! my Throne of Thor has HDMI?!

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