unlimited power

2 years ago by fossilesque to c/science_memes

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HEXN3T 5 points 2 years ago
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weariedfae 2 points 2 years ago

Epilepsy warning.

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weariedfae 46 points 2 years ago

This joke is so old it owns a home.

Ba dum tss.

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umbrella 9 points 2 years ago
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Bishma 36 points 2 years ago

Neither is falling when connected to the generator. That's nature's cruel joke; the cat-bread dynamo is limitless energy but it can never be harnessed.

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ChairmanMeow 8 points 2 years ago

It could perhaps turns a fan due to the air current it generates by spinning?

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TaviRider 27 points 2 years ago

There’s a fatal flaw in the premise. It is impossible to fasten something to a cat.

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Leate_Wonceslace 8 points 2 years ago

Even if it were, attaching it to the generator prevents the cat-bread from falling, thus canceling the motion.

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KISSmyOSFeddit 26 points 2 years ago

nope. The cat would land on its feet, then instantly roll around to spread the butter on your carpet.

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cmgvd3lw 2 points 2 years ago

In that case you can use it as a spreader. Great success

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drasglaf 25 points 2 years ago

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gibmiser 17 points 2 years ago

I'm concerned about how the generator is connected to that poor cat

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GregorTacTac 4 points 2 years ago

My first thought as well. No straps, just straight into the cat's arse.

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FuglyDuck 11 points 2 years ago

Where are you attaching that shaft?! Poor cat!

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therealjcdenton 5 points 2 years ago

Problem engineers?

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andrewth09 5 points 2 years ago

Who else thought that was an Arduino?

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CoolMatt 4 points 2 years ago

Except that's the engine part of the generator, which is the part that spins the alternator, which is the part that generates electricity.

So you're just attaching a make spinny part to another make spinny part, which cancel each other out so the cat just remains stationary as long as the engine runs, creating zero electricity.

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sun_is_ra 3 points 2 years ago

Cat-bread would keep rotating and never falls as it falls to the ground

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bananabenana 2 points 2 years ago

The Omelas generator

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Aurenkin 1 point 2 years ago

This brings up some interesting moral questions

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