They lied to us

2 years ago by YAMAPIKARIYA to c/memes

alquicksilver 48 points 2 years ago

Saw this and sat for a second, thinking "okay, vanilla bean and soy bean...that's only two. Milk isn't a bean. What's the third?"

I'm an idiot.

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blueday 31 points 2 years ago

Ditto! Coffee bean for anyone else still pondering.

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Ashyr 13 points 2 years ago

I sipped on my coffee as I pondered the question and still couldn't solve it. Work harder, coffee beans, work harder!

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dadarobot 17 points 2 years ago

Coffee and vanilla aren't actually beans. Soy is though.

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variants 3 points 2 years ago

What is a coffee bean?

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dadarobot 20 points 2 years ago

A coffee bean is a seed from the Coffea plant and the source for coffee. It is the pip inside the red or purple fruit. This fruit is often referred to as a coffee cherry, and like the cherry, it is a fruit with a pip. Even though the coffee beans are not technically beans, they are referred to as such because of their resemblance to true beans.

-wikipedia

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variants 8 points 2 years ago

OK I did my own search

The coffee fruit, also known as a coffee cherry, houses the coffee seed within. This seed is what we commonly refer to as a coffee bean. However, botanically speaking, coffee is not a true bean but rather a seed.

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wander1236 14 points 2 years ago

Only if it's real vanilla

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cosmicrookie 1 point 2 years ago

What a scary sentence!

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ColeSloth 4 points 2 years ago

Seems kind of generic, to me.

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FartsWithAnAccent 13 points 2 years ago

Alright, now listen here you little shit...

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MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown 11 points 2 years ago

A vanilla soy latte is not a 3 bean soup! There is only one bean actually in the soup. Unless you are scraping the vanilla pod into it and sprinkling grounds on top, the other two “beans” are merely extracts.

It is a vegan bisque.

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OhStopYellingAtMe 16 points 2 years ago

Your mom’s a vegan bisque.

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SonnyVabitch 4 points 2 years ago

She's an inanimate fucking object!

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Voroxpete 2 points 2 years ago

Seriously underrated movie

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dontpanic 8 points 2 years ago

I agree with your premise, and here is some additional unsolicited information:

Vanilla ‘beans’ technically are fruit from hand-pollinated orchids! So scraping a seed pod or using extract makes no difference. It’s never been a bean.

Coffee ‘beans’ are seeds from the fruit of coffee trees and shrubs.

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SaintWacko 8 points 2 years ago

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ryathal 6 points 2 years ago

More of a juice than a soup really.

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yamapikariya 4 points 2 years ago

Bean juice sounds worse

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someguy3 4 points 2 years ago

Seed juice sounds even worse.

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maccentric 3 points 2 years ago

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TheRealKuni 2 points 2 years ago path: 0 9809209 9809410 9811469, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
nyctre 4 points 2 years ago

Why juice more than soup? None of the fruits are squeezed. Except maybe soy, not sure how soy milk is made. Anyway, for vanilla and coffee it's closer to tea than soup or juice. Also, closer to soup than juice as well, imo. Or broth if you wanna be specific. Right? Since it's an infusion like broth is. That's how I see it, at least. Maybe I'm nuts

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018118055 5 points 2 years ago

Add chocolate

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SeabassDan 4 points 2 years ago

More of a 3 bean tea, no?

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GluWu 7 points 2 years ago

There's a fatty base: soy milk

A flavorful broth: coffee

And spices: vanilla

Maybe not 3 bean but I count it as soup.

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BubbleMonkey 1 point 2 years ago

Broth, surely.

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Anticorp 4 points 2 years ago

You fucking donkey!

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southsamurai 3 points 2 years ago

Sorry, but that's a salad

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witty_username 3 points 2 years ago

Nono, a sandwich

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pistapopper 3 points 2 years ago

Wait till someone tells him about vanilla soy mocha... 🤯

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