Anon lives with their parents

2 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

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Jank 57 points 2 years ago

I occasionally like to have sex with people who aren't in my immediate family, which is a bit awkward when living with my parents.

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SatansMaggotyCumFart 33 points 2 years ago

In Missouri houses are cheap and sisters can be friends with benefits.

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Killing_Spark 12 points 2 years ago

So sex with your immediate family isn't awkward?

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GBU_28 5 points 2 years ago

You need the hotel, motel, holiday inn

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criticon 2 points 2 years ago

Motel?

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Jank 7 points 2 years ago

I tried, but Dad gets bitchy when he's left out.

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