I occasionally like to have sex with people who aren't in my immediate family, which is a bit awkward when living with my parents.

I'd do this to a conservative celebrity, but for $4000 I could buy Kevin Sorbo's whole sad fucking life.

It's crazy how these Satanists are indoctrinating children. It's not like a child just naturally chooses to be a Satanist- their parents put them up to it.

Ain't gonna have none of that shit in our home- we take them to church every weekend and make sure they believe exactly what we believe or I'll tan their hides.

My eyes are so far apart...

You're telling me not to rip a wicked funny fart and sock her hard in the shoulder when she's too much of a panty waist to laugh? Pfsh.

Some guys have no idea how to talk to chicks.

Because a lot of games have a story of some sort and traits can help flesh out a character?

That's a real fucking tease if I can't also kill and loot his kid.

Of course. They're pronouncing it wrong.

Gotta gotta rhyme with tamales.

As a choosey mom, you would be surprised how often it comes up.

fuck you, Skippy

I like to give them diminutive nicknames. Bill is now Wittle Biwwy. You don't get to choose what we call you, asshole.

It's like gallows humor.

If you're doing it for shock value it's banal. If you're doing it because you envy the dead, it's funny. It has to be funny. Because otherwise you've given in completely to pure misery.

Yeeg. I'm unfamiliar with this until now, but it's kind of interesting how padded out it is with just absolute garbage. Like it's made to have the illusion of engagement rather than actual engagement.

Then I hit people complaining about the Civil Rights Act. Gross.

That's like free beer for your dog or kitchen stove. Here in Idaho, we try not to anthropomorphize our property.

I thought the whole point was not to bang?

It's troubling. The vaccine is obviously a bigger killer than covid ever was. The fact is 100% of all vaccine recipients will die within 1-90 years.

Everyone's bodies handle drugs differently. Strattera pushed my heart rate way up and giving it time didn't stop it. Multiple stimulants didn't do that to me.

I like how this argument assumes schools are just regularly stocking school libraries with your Literotica history.

A good suplex may at least get readers' attention.

What about those of us who are obsessively on time? Nobody else is on time however, and it makes me want to beat my head into the wall.

Wait till they find out how hard it is to get a hair cut once "mobilized".

I think birds are just kind of smug and self assured in general.