While I find centrists to be the most frustrating, I hate the bigots the most.

Nah, hate the right the most, but don't let people try to invalidate your right to feel frustrated with status quo sluggishness

"I'm a centrist, all my beliefs just so happen to coincide with one side and it ain't yours"

I hate the fascists the most followed closely by their enablers. It's nitpicking, but the centrists can be easily manipulated into choosing the middle ground between Democrats and Progressives, so it makes them somewhat useful if you can swing things a bit.

What makes a man turn neutral?

Its sad that you conaider such an oppinion centrist. It shouldn't be.

It used to be that every group in New New York wanted their own parade. Why, when I was a boy, we had a parade every day. Those were dark times.

Only people willing to eat others alive or get eaten alive are allowed to be politicians.

Wait, is that 'or' or 'and' get eaten alive? Like, what if I'm willing to be eaten alive, but I want my other teammates to do all the people-eating for me?

Would I be allowed in the parade if I wasn’t a politician?

If so, then I agree with your idea.

I'm so meta even this acronym.

I mean, you sort of have an argument there. But that's also a really huge leap: "If we can't stop people from refusing to value other people, let's just get them to value every living thing."

If you're at point A on the line, you're going to have to get to point B before you get to points C, D, or E.

there would be no incentive to dehumanize each other

Profit, religion, or just plain malice are all incentives

Nah, I only eat grazers, and actually don't devalue them for it. Vegans technically qualify but it's too much of a bother to make sure they're kosher.

Its also debatable because amendments exist.

Amendments even exist to undo previous amendments.

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No. It's not. Fascists believe the world is running a giant conspiracy against them, that they are unfairly prosecuted no matter if the evidences suggest otherwise. So by that, contrary to what you believe, they belive in the possession of an inherent right, albeit often tied to an esoterical religious or pseudo scientific reason like God or the color of your skin. They also belive you don't have, or don't deserve to the same rights because you are the conspiracy against them.

Fascists believes in fantasy. And what he is saying is an observable historical reality. Complete deferent thing. You cannot have rights if you cannot defend them. Black people would not be freed without civil war, workers would not have 8 hours work day and weekends without union. Every societal progress we had made is through force unrelenting. It is force, and sometime ultra violence, that we are able to secure our God damn rights.