Jazz The Jackrabbit

2 years ago by Kevin to c/vga

Just got done playing Jazz Jackrabbit, and man, what a blast from the past! The vibrant colors, the fast-paced gameplay, and that killer soundtrack took me right back to the good ol' days. It's a perfect blend of action and nostalgia. If you haven't played it yet, you're missing out on one of the best platformers ever made!

Here's a link if you've never heard of it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...

Ledivin 4 points 2 years ago

My first PC game as a kid! It always took me fucking forever to figure out how to launch it on DOS - my parents were tech-illiterate, so I was mostly on my own and only like 5 years old 😅

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MacedWindow 2 points 2 years ago

More like jazz the jackass

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Kevin 1 point 2 years ago

Oh yea?

Well, where's your epic video game creation that is not only epic, but a staple in one's childhood ?

hmmmm?

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Arthur 1 point 2 years ago

Jazz Jackrabbit? Really? That game is trash. The controls are like trying to drive a shopping cart with a broken wheel, the levels are as repetitive as your grandma's knitting patterns, and the soundtrack is just electronic garbage. If you think that's good, you need to get out more.

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Kevin 11 points 2 years ago

You wouldn’t know a good game if it slapped you in the face. Jazz Jackrabbit is a classic, and the controls are fine if you have actual coordination. Maybe it’s too fast-paced for your snail-like reflexes. And that soundtrack? It's a masterpiece, not that your tone-deaf ears would appreciate it.

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Arthur 3 points 2 years ago

Coordination? Fast-paced? Please. Jazz Jackrabbit is a hot mess. It’s like trying to control a hyperactive bunny on caffeine. Maybe you enjoy headaches, but I prefer games that don’t make me want to hurl my keyboard out the window. That soundtrack sounds like a robot having a seizure.

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Kevin 9 points 2 years ago

Wow, did you wake up on the wrong side of stupid this morning? Hyperactive bunny on caffeine? That's called excitement. But I get it, some people just can't handle a game that requires actual skill. And my ears are just fine, thank you. Maybe yours are too clogged with whatever crap you listen to.

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Arthur 5 points 2 years ago

Nice try. I didn’t realize defending trash was your hobby. Skill? Playing Jazz Jackrabbit is like trying to floss with barbed wire. If I wanted a migraine, I’d just listen to you rave about this dumpster fire of a game. Enjoy your 90s nostalgia trip. I'll be here in the 21st century.

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