You think game companies look at their fanbase like this 🫤 all the time?

At this point, I blame the devs. This has been a known quantity for years. Does it move? A player wants to fuck it. Does it not move? Gettin' fucked by it. Does it not exist? They'll find a way to dick it or get dicked by it.

This is how things work.

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AnarchistArtificer 77 points 2 years ago

I think Larian's response is them leaning into joke — by replying at all, they're boosting the original query, but they're also drawing a line on how far they're willing to indulge that side of things (officially). I refuse to believe that Larian are actually shocked or perturbed by this question, as their reply suggests, because bear sex is within the game itself, so they've definitely fed the fire. Pretending to be confused is part of the joke, I reckon

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EldritchFeminity 81 points 2 years ago

Fun fact, there's an industry term called TTP: Time To Penis. It's the estimated amount of time before a player draws a dick in your game, whether through bullet holes in a wall or something else. It's often measured in seconds.

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uranibaba 22 points 2 years ago

I had to know if this was a joke or not. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/time-to-penis-ttp

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dwemthy 50 points 2 years ago

This is why video games can't fully replace a human GM'd ttrpg.
"Sure, you can try to seduce the water elemental. Do you speak Aquan/Primordial?"

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EnderMB 45 points 2 years ago

I sometimes wonder what it must be like to run the Sonic The Hedgehog social media accounts. It's cool and all, but I bet that person has seen some things that'll haunt them for the rest of their days.

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NakariLexfortaine 8 points 2 years ago

Probably about as bad as Tony the Tiger.

Actually, Tony's online appearances are rarer, by now the poor Sonic interns are probably chowing down on chili dogs while Sonic makes a fresh one across Robotnik.

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flamingo_pinyata 26 points 2 years ago

Hm, water elementals do offer a lot of .... possibilities. Lubrication might be a problem though because of all the water

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Skullgrid 27 points 2 years ago

Wat? Can't they just ingest powders to make a zone in their body become water based lube?

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Daze 30 points 2 years ago

☝️😲