a single unit

2 years ago by originalucifer to c/nathanwpyle

Gullible 72 points 2 years ago

Feels weird to be unreasonably specific about the number of fries but it lends honesty to your words.

“I just want 1 fry!” The words of a liar

“I just need 6 and a half fries!” Statement of a paragon of honesty

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Bunnylux 7 points 2 years ago

I'll just take all the crunchy tips at the bottom...

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solsangraal 37 points 2 years ago
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Zachariah 84 points 2 years ago

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 16 points 2 years ago

"Onion Rings $2.95" lol. I ordered onion rings with my gyro from a local place the other day without checking the menu first and was shocked to see they were $7.95 when I picked up my order. When I got home I was even more shocked to see there were only six small rings (like 2" in diameter) in the too-large box. When I went back next time I complained about how few onion rings there were and they pointed to the menu which explicitly stated that you get six onion rings with the order.

One nice thing about COVID and the inflation is that I rarely eat out any more. I found out I can cook better food myself for way less money.

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bacon_saber 23 points 2 years ago

But I want exactly one unit!

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oce 11 points 2 years ago

Exactly, I always do that in case a SO suddenly materializes. You don't want to miss the opportunity.

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Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In 24 points 2 years ago

Joey does not apportion

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Kolanaki 15 points 2 years ago

the unit stays together

Also applies to militaries and D&D parties.

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