Sometimes the grass is greener

2 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/memes

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rockhstrongo 36 points 2 years ago

Me at the grocery store yesterday: "These cookies look delicious! And they're 90% off!"

Wife: "Those are lactation cookies..."

Me: "I didn't know that was a thing... They still look good though..."

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devilish666 36 points 2 years ago

Lactation cookies ??? What is that ???
Cookies that came from tits ????

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dejected_warp_core 25 points 2 years ago

Food that contains nutrition, galactagogues, and folk-remedy ingredients to help with (human) milk production. Arguably, they're just food.

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magic_smoke 18 points 2 years ago

Imagine being able to shoot cookies out your nips. That'd be fuckin' useful.

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KellysNokia 3 points 2 years ago

But did they taste good?

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