One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

Me reading the headline: "🙄 Who isn't making a mechanical keyboard these days..."

Me after looking at the pictures: "I...might want that..."

I went to an all-boys Catholic highschool. I had a teacher that was a Christian Brother. One day he had an argument with a classmate over how effective condoms were. He basically argued that condoms don't work. (Even arguing that a Ziploc bag couldn't keep semen from escaping.)

This teacher was pretty popular because he was a character, who'd sometimes make crude jokes.

After graduating, some friends and a I ran into him at a mall. He asked us "What are you guys up to? Picking up little girls?"

We laughed it off thinking he was still his same old jovial self.

Not long after, I heard that this same teacher had been arrested for being involved with minors. His "joke" that day seemed like some major projection.

Me at the grocery store yesterday: "These cookies look delicious! And they're 90% off!"

Wife: "Those are lactation cookies..."

Me: "I didn't know that was a thing... They still look good though..."

Sounds like this brand name needs a new start.

A NEW START... Hmm...

I got it!

ANUSTART!

All that fancy hardware in the pro, and only a handful of games will actually be "enhanced". Otherwise, it "may stabilize or improve the performance of supported PS4 and PS5 games."

Seems kind of a waste to me.

It's funny how I still think about this when I see this brand. I used to buy bags of their dry beans, but I now avoid them entirely.

This photo makes me legit nervous.

Years ago, a family member (who was on my mobile phone family account) was getting charged monthly for some mobile game. I would point it out every month, and they were like "Yeah...I need to cancel that..."

It took over a year for them to get around to canceling it.

Hey, if Dreamcast calls, you better answer

I was browsing news headlines. Me: "Why is Johnny Gaudreau trending..."

Reading out loud to my wife, I first read it as "Johnny Gaudreau's brother died". Reading it a second time, the utter dread sunk in.

What a way to find out.

Finding out that it was the day before their sister's wedding...a tremendous tragedy.

He'll be missed.

I was waiting for someone to recognize that it was Costco

I created a view dedicated to my newborn. A to-do list is integrated, along with task buttons that automatically add to the list, along with a timestamp.

It's amazingly helpful and keeps my wife and I on the same page.

I use a two button IKEA Zigbee remote near each diaper changing station. One button labeled "#1", and the other, "#2". 😉

I also set up some voice commands through Google Home that will log various tasks to the HA to-do list.

"Why's the baby crying? * checks to-do list * Oh...it's been three hours since I fed him 😑"

I wonder how many pieces it broke into. When it hits, it sounds like it shattered.

Had this last week. Pretty tasty.

My girlfriend had computer RAM in her purse. That is now why she is my wife.

100 Grand. There seems to only be one.

When I was a small child, I put a piece of Cheerios cereal in each nostril, to "see if I could breath through the tiny holes". They got stuck, I panicked, then fell asleep. When I woke up, they were gone. I always assumed they dissolved.

Any minute now...