Anon finally touches grass

2 years ago by 🍹Early to RISA 🧉 to c/greentext

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lord_ryvan 179 points 2 years ago

This is why people like this are told to go outside or touch grass.

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Early_To_Risa 165 points 2 years ago

Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

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BackOnMyBS 61 points 2 years ago

I heard a story about a whole world that was perfect because they locked a kid up in a room and threw all the bad stuff in there with the kid. The poor kid suffered all of the world's miseries so that others could enjoy life. That kid's name? 4chan.

4chan is 99% deplorable garbage. I won't even go into /b/. Helllll no. But oddly enough, some of the internet's best memes come out of there.

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Gullible 22 points 2 years ago

Through this sieve would come the ascended madmen. Those who escaped the cave and rejected the reality without, retreating to their chamber of hate and stagnation. The truly unhinged. No more naive, parroted bastardizations of the Socratic method. Only irreparables.

This select choir of lunatics voluntarily ablating their sanity will be decadence enough, I think

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FatTony 9 points 2 years ago

Yeah, we're way better over here on lemmy. (The lack of racism really does make us better tho)

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mesamunefire 2 points a year ago

Ive got some news for you....

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where_am_i 15 points 2 years ago

most of them were social outcasts long before 4chan. That's actually how they got there in the first place.

Everyone will be having pleasant conversations outside, but these guys won't.

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Angry_Autist -5 points 2 years ago

I love how so many of you make these stupid as fuck assumptions with the titanium certainty of a doctor of psychology.

Just goes to show how low quality the crowdsourcing is here

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