A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

3 years ago by jeanofthedead to c/showerthoughts

Mmm hot bean juice.

Metal_Zealot 79 points 3 years ago

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imPastaSyndrome 17 points 3 years ago

It's also as old as dirt

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TheQuietCroc 25 points 3 years ago

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of beans?

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greyhathero 20 points 3 years ago

More propaganda from big bean. We all know orchids and fruit pits ain't legumes, let alone beans

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jeanofthedead 5 points 3 years ago

“The best part of waking up is pits in your cup” just didn’t succeed in audience tests.

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Hextic 16 points 3 years ago

Look we start with this and soon enough we're gonna call Pizza an "open faced sandwich" and I can't abide that.

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ipha 13 points 3 years ago

Both pizza and open faced sandwiches are actually just toast.

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tj111 13 points 3 years ago

For the unenlightened.

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TheDoozer 6 points 3 years ago

Deep dish pizza...

Is a quiche. It makes so much sense now that I think of it.

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ivanafterall 1 point 3 years ago

Isn't a pizza just a self-important pancake?

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scutiger 2 points 3 years ago

Pancakes are made from batter while pizza is made from dough. Rather, I would say that KFC is just deep-fried pancakes.

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xoggy 2 points 3 years ago

But pancake is a cake and pizza a pie.

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Encode1307 1 point 3 years ago

How dare you sir and/or ma'am?

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Misconduct 7 points 3 years ago

😠

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xoggy 6 points 3 years ago

Finally an actual r/showerthought style post and not a Lemmy meta post or TIL.

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askmeaboutmylunch 6 points 3 years ago

Maybe I'm stupid (and have no clue about coffee), but what is the 3rd bean besides soy and coffee?

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Broadwayqtpi 9 points 3 years ago

Vanilla bean :)

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askmeaboutmylunch 3 points 3 years ago

Ah. TIL

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Leviathan 6 points 3 years ago

Coffee isn't made from beans, silly.

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RicketyHalo 5 points 3 years ago

True, it's made from ground up coffee bugs!

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Leviathan 5 points 3 years ago

Close! It's Cherry pits! Valiant effort, though.

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TimewornTraveler 5 points 3 years ago

repost bots here already?

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jeanofthedead 9 points 3 years ago

It was an original thought I laughed my head off with my ex and wrote down with a pen and paper about 15 years ago. So… I guess?

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nx2 2 points 3 years ago

Mhmm.. soup..

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RyruGrr 2 points 3 years ago

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great_site_not 3 points 3 years ago

Wtf are the fourth and fifth beans in that scenario? 😂

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adj16 6 points 3 years ago

I think this madlad is talking about dipping his own beans into his latte..?

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Thief 4 points 3 years ago

But why in the shower? Can you not do that out the shower? Unclear why shower is involved.

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TheDoozer 3 points 3 years ago

Because it's pulling the water running off the beans, like the coffee.

You know, to add to the broth.

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kool_newt 1 point 3 years ago

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Aequitas55 1 point 3 years ago

But it's not juice. Nothing is being pressed or squeezed. It's a solution or a three bean broth.

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UrPartnerInCrime 3 points 3 years ago

Also, coffee isn't a bean. It's a cherry pit

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

All posts must be showerthoughts
The entire showerthought must be in the title
No politics
- If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
- A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
Posts must be original/unique
Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.

Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.

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