It was wonderful, thanks

2 years ago by no banana to c/lemmyshitpost

obscur_e 137 points 2 years ago

Orange man was erected

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uber_chicken 64 points 2 years ago

Doubtful at his age

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Ganbat 6 points 2 years ago

He's the type to down fistfuls of Viagra. Hey, maybe we'll get lucky and he'll overdose and his cock will explode.

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Justas 4 points 2 years ago

I've heard of old men married to much younger women dying from sex taxing their hearts too much, so that is more likely than you think.

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Confused_Emus 3 points 2 years ago

He’ll need a presidential mistress. Melania already gave him a son, you know she doesn’t let him touch her anymore.

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ObviouslyNotBanana 36 points 2 years ago

I'm looking forward to a constant stream of news about tweets xcrements

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brbposting 5 points 2 years ago

Nice lady shockingly flaccid

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tigeruppercut 113 points 2 years ago

On a semi-related note, a friend of a friend got to know a Japanese woman through a mutual friend group, and apparently after finding out that he had some decent culinary skills she texted him "I want to taste your cook".

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bruhduh 64 points 2 years ago

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ogeist 42 points 2 years ago

Orange man is back to terrorize us all

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slaacaa 20 points 2 years ago

Introducing the brand new Amazon Originals animated series:

The Orange Man and the Nice Lady

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ObviouslyNotBanana 4 points 2 years ago

Wow that's exactly what they would look like! Good luck to them with their erection!

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Stalinwolf 1 point 2 years ago

Andrew Santino and Bobby Mom.

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aeronmelon 19 points 2 years ago

Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”

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Coskii 1 point 2 years ago

May he rest in peace.

Wait. Brain immediately went Gilbert Gottfried with the all caps nice lady. Ah well, may they both rest in peace.

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fiveze 18 points 2 years ago

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Fontasia 13 points 2 years ago

"Oh you know, how it always ends, feelings of self loathing and despair."

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bunnyBoy 11 points 2 years ago

ちがう - Isn't it? / Wasn't it?

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tiredofsametab 9 points 2 years ago

It's the verb meaning to be wrong, so, contextually, I think the person made the classic l/r switch mistake, saw the reaction, and asked if what they wrote was incorrect.

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SkunkWorkz 4 points 2 years ago

I have elections evely day

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andrew_bidlaw -9 points 2 years ago

* rady

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