cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/22053255
homesweethomeMrL 16 points 2 years ago
After all, Why shouldn't I?
ummthatguy 12 points 2 years ago
ummthatguy 3 points 2 years ago
"One buffer to rule them all!"
remotelove 5 points 2 years ago
And the capability to create as many copies of that ring as you want, actually.
Just one copy of "the one ring" would cause chaos. Now, imagine a hundred million of those fuckers on the open market! While some of the immediate side effects might be a bit weird, but it seems like the entire system of control might collapse fairly quick.
Leak a copy of the transport buffer to China, while we are at it, and we should be seeing those show up on EBay for $1.99 in about a week or so.
It's no so precious any more, is it??
mipadaitu 24 points 2 years ago
The transporter wouldn't be able to disassemble the one ring. In universe, my assumption is that they wouldn't even be able to get a sensor lock on it.
Probably couldn't transport anyone carrying the ring either.
usernamefactory 21 points 2 years ago
OneCardboardBox 17 points 2 years ago
Alternative solution: They collect a sample of lava from Mt. Doom and dump it on Bag End.
SnotFlickerman 11 points 2 years ago
Oh poor Frodo.
RandomVideos 5 points 2 years ago
Could they teleport lava?
morphballganon 10 points 2 years ago
Data would never misspell successfully
OneCardboardBox 9 points 2 years ago
It would be interesting if the ring ever made its way onto DS9 and into Quark's hands. Everyone would wonder why he's obsessing about a ring made of worthless gold.
OpenStars 6 points 2 years ago
It reminds me of this classic: https://youtu.be/1yqVD0swvWU 😜
negativenull 4 points 2 years ago
LOL WTF did I just watch?
MummifiedClient5000 5 points 2 years ago
Yes.
SnotFlickerman 2 points 2 years ago
Some classic internet, that's what.
Alternately it could be called "Frodo dubbed over"
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