Unholy meat obelisk

2 years ago by seppoenarvi to c/memes

shutz 105 points 2 years ago

The real question to ask is, does it contain any chemicals?

I only eat ham that is 100% composed of virtual particles.

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rockerface 47 points 2 years ago

Tachyonic ham is stored in the pork futures warehouse two streets over, ma'am.

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21Cabbage 10 points 2 years ago

mmm pork futures. Think it'd make good bacon?

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BigDanishGuy 19 points 2 years ago

Well, it's in large part dihydrogen monoxide. But it's less DHMO than the low sodium variant. So you've got to decide, do you want sodium chloride or dihydrogen monoxide?

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OutlierBlue 17 points 2 years ago

I heard too much dihydrogen monoxide can kill you. Gimme the sodium chloride.

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Hadriscus 7 points 2 years ago

Used to be I could get my neutrino chorizo at the corner store. Simpler times

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