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... but yeah, that dog is either really tired, or traumatized by the environment/noise.

And show it peeling off in places.

I'm not just piling onto your joke, I really feel it's emblematic of what's happening to the US right now.

Everything I've read says live action.

I think I read there are two concurrent Monopoly movies in the works. Here: https://deadline.com/...

No one is forcing you to buy it.

Faraday, after demonstrating how moving a magnet through a coiled wire induced a current in the wire was asked by a visiting statesman what was the use of this.

Faraday responded, "In twenty years, you will be taxing it"

Similarly, at a demonstration of hot air balloons in France, Benjamin Franklin was asked "Of what use is this?"

Franklin replied, "Of what use is a newborn baby?"

The real question to ask is, does it contain any chemicals?

I only eat ham that is 100% composed of virtual particles.

This is even funnier when you know that Bob Ross was a drill sergeant before he did The Joy of Painting.

I only take medicine when the symptoms literally prevent me from functioning or threaten my life. With fever, I actually wrap myself up to keep warm, which lets my body "rest" instead of working to raise my temperature. This approach appears to have helped me get through many infections quickly, though I admit this is anecdotal.

You can do that today. Just ask Chat-GPT to write you a bash script for something non-obvious, and then debug what it gives you.

It's not density, it's mass. A mass of 1kg compressed to the density of the Sun's core would pull the Earth with just as much force as a 1kg ball of styrofoam.

The Democratic Order of Planets has a streaming platform, now?

They admitted, with obvious glee

Alien vs. Predator: whoever wins, we lose

Read about this yesterday, and from comments on the original Twitter post, it sounds more like CBP decided child porn was involved. Either they intentionally destroyed the floppy because they assumed that's what it contained, or they thought the floppy was actually just hiding something else (such as a mini CD or DVD?)

Hey now, don't you slam this reporter's choice of words!

The fact that he finds this joke funny says a ton about him. I get the roast comedy angle people bring up here, but I just don't see how anyone could find that line funny.

I mean, I'm a leftist, an anti-racist, and yet there are are some racist jokes I still find funny due to the way they're crafted, even if I don't tell them anymore because some people still take them on the first degree (both racists and non-racists.)

But I just don't see the joke here.

I hear Unity is looking for a new CEO

I hope SNL get Steve Martin to play him.

If this gets to court, I hope the defense asks for the specific objectionable passages to be read aloud, and then has a similarly gruesome passage from the Bible read aloud right after. Just keep going until the case is thrown out, or the Bible is also banned.