I feel bad for every woman this person's been with...

3 years ago by vladmech to c/are_the_straights_ok

zewm 84 points 3 years ago

I like how they went through the trouble of blurring out the name but left out the reply.

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vladmech 13 points 3 years ago

Haha right? Solid C+ for effort

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Screwthehole 20 points 3 years ago

Seriously though imagine learning that it really is just you! This whole time. Lol

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VioletRing 13 points 3 years ago

I cannot tell if this is satire or not.

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DessertStorms 13 points 3 years ago

Sadly I can tell you from personal experience with hetero men (and what I know from friends about theirs) - it is not.

(not all bla bla, and it wasn't actually all, but this shit is definitely more likely to happen than not)

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vladmech 1 point 3 years ago

I've hit a point where I assume most things are sadly true, first, and then a far second think it might be satire.

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SonnyVabitch 9 points 3 years ago

♥️ 173

😳

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rubythulhu 20 points 3 years ago

I am choosing to believe that a large portion of that 173 are people who are using the heart as a “bookmark” to save later and show people how ridiculous that is.

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jacobf 6 points 3 years ago

Did twitter get rid of the bookmark feature? I used to use that all the time

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Viking_Hippie 18 points 3 years ago

Rule number one of the Musk era of twitter: if it's useful, it's probably going to break or be removed.

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TheBat 4 points 3 years ago

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Umbra 2 points 3 years ago

Truly a self own

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Ilovethebomb 1 point 3 years ago

Poor dude.

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Viking_Hippie 28 points 3 years ago

Poor that dude's sexual partners, more like. With a lack of awareness and caring about the pleasure of them THIS profound, he deserves no sympathy IMO 🤷

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OldChicoAle 1 point a year ago

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