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3 years ago by loopy to c/dadjokes

Please see the updated sidebar. Do not post external links to websites such as Facebook and Instagram.

TeddE 28 points 3 years ago

🙄 C'mon, we expect better from you.

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@loopy we have standards around here. 😜

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loopy 19 points 3 years ago

Standards? Reminds me of that 12-inch tall king…

Terrible leading, but made a great ruler

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Crackhappy 9 points 3 years ago

Why can't noses be twelves inches long? Because then they would be a foot.

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Blaze 5 points 3 years ago

Thank you

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Mr_Dr_Oink 4 points 3 years ago

This one is brilliant. Best joke on the whole channel :p

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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  • Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
  • Adult topics with which to be cautious or avoided: drugs, sex, death, racism.
  • Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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