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2 years ago by ByteOnBikes to c/wholesomegreentext

AmazingAwesomator 103 points 2 years ago

isnt this the normal thing people do? gf seems shitty.

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flicker 74 points 2 years ago

We don't know how long they've been together.

I would not want my first meeting with someone's mother to be on their deathbed. And as a grown woman, I wouldn't want my son's new piece of ass at my deathbed, either.

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ByteOnBikes 37 points 2 years ago

I definitely was a weirdo who didn't understand this. Girl I dated for two weeks shared she wasn't available because of a funeral and my stupid horny ass said, "I can go with you. It'll be like a date."

And she had every right to give me a wtf face.

And that's when I learned time and place.

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ChickenLadyLovesLife 7 points a year ago

I did it the other way. My grandmother was dying in the hospital and I invited a girl I'd gone on maybe two dates with to the vigil. She was like "uh ... no?" and I never heard from her ever again. And rightfully so.

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