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3 years ago by euphoria to c/lemmyshitpost

barttier 95 points 3 years ago

You can't 100% complete it.

The AI is stupid af.

NPCs tend to stand in your way.

Most NPCs have terrible design.

Somebody broke the weather mechanics.

Worst. quests. ever.

The grind is meaningless and unrewarding.

If I kill something I'm the bad guy.

No respawn.

Also bugs. Literally.

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eestileib 26 points 3 years ago

My character creation got a bit flipped fucking up my character model and there's no in game option to reset, you have to use mods instead, takes tons of time.

Poor design.

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Semi-Hemi-Demigod 19 points 3 years ago

Respawn works but you lose all your progress

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001100010010 14 points 3 years ago
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alokir 12 points 3 years ago

The graphics are pretty realistic, tho

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rain_ar 12 points 3 years ago

Pay-to-Win

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ImplyingImplications 47 points 3 years ago

Because the quests are boring. "Deliver this pizza" okay cool. Now I get $5 which isn't even enough to buy the pizza I just delivered! How am I going to buy a full suit of armor at this rate??

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random_character_a 17 points 3 years ago

Because everything is pay-to-win.

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kemsat 33 points 3 years ago

Because Outside is multiplayer only. Still waiting on the update for solo play.

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Rakonat 4 points 3 years ago

We call that marooned mode, you need the Southern Pacific Expansion and probably the Boating DLC.

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Sabata11792 33 points 3 years ago

I don't have the stats to survive a conversation let alone outside.

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LillianVS 5 points 3 years ago

VIT - 1

INT - 0

STR - 0

DEX - 10

CON - 1

CHA - 0

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ArcticLynx 28 points 3 years ago

fuck you I'm horny now

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TheCannonball 7 points 3 years ago

I came looking for sauce. Why no sauce?

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stillitcomes 3 points 3 years ago

I did a bit of looking, it's from coffeetears on Newgrounds/Twitter. You can see part of their watermark near the leg.

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TheCannonball 1 point 3 years ago

You're doing god's work!

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Bread 3 points 3 years ago

Link from the Legend of Zelda series, hairstyle indicates it is Tears of the Kingdom.

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son_named_bort 27 points 3 years ago

Cause when I enter random people's houses I get shot and imprisoned and charged with trespassing.

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Red_October 20 points 3 years ago

The pay to win mechanics of going outside are bullshit, the pvp balance is fucked, and the exhaustion mechanics are a nightmare.

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DaCookeyMonsta 18 points 3 years ago

Because I have shit knees.

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Semi-Hemi-Demigod 13 points 3 years ago

Did they get hit with an arrow?

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yanyuan 16 points 3 years ago
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OtakuAltair 14 points 3 years ago

Because the LUCK stat is ridiculously overpowered and decides virtually everything, and it's decided by RNG at birth! Who the fuck thought that was good game design?

The graphics, art direction, and animations are the best I've ever seen though, I must admit... yet people with the BLIND permanent debuff can't ever see it, or do so at a much lower quality, which is so fucking dumb.

Also, wher sauce?

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QuazarOmega 3 points 3 years ago path: 0 1927653 1932959, hotness: undefined, score: 3, children: 1
OtakuAltair 2 points 3 years ago

Thank you 🙏🙏

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DigitalFrank 10 points 3 years ago

Because when I shoot people with my crossbow, the cops chase me.

And there's no dragons or snowbears.

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Gamey 10 points 3 years ago

Outside burns and stinks all the time!

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doppelgangmember 9 points 3 years ago

Because they aren't open enough... and leveling up is super hard sometimes.

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alokir 6 points 3 years ago

The whole progression is fucked. As you get close to the end game your character gets WEAKER, not stronger.

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5714 3 points 3 years ago

Sometimes you replay all the cutscenes in the end game and newer players sometimes need to keep you online.

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Return_of_the_Fly 9 points 3 years ago

Still waiting for that one bug to be fixed where they always catch me when I try stealing stuff in supermarkets, no matter if they look the other way or not.

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FlyingSquid 8 points 3 years ago

Outside isn't a post-nuclear Hellscape. Yet.

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Carion 7 points 3 years ago

This game isn't balanced

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onichama 7 points 3 years ago

outside no game :(

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newIdentity 2 points 3 years ago path: 0 1908311 1919703, hotness: undefined, score: 2, children: 0
Ertebolle 6 points 3 years ago

For the same reason that most video games don't have you playing as the random NPC who has one line about how great the festival is and another line about how awful it is that the monsters destroyed the festival and doesn't do anything else for the rest of the game.

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samus12345 6 points 3 years ago

Because I like open world games. Not life.

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Baphomet_The_Blasphemer 5 points 3 years ago

Because outside is where all the people are.

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karabiener 5 points 3 years ago
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Pinklink 2 points 3 years ago

Fallout has been my favorite some of my favorite games, didn’t think I’d live irl so soon

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Send_me_nude_girls 3 points 3 years ago

Sure, just give me a fairy in a bottle and Zelda's ass.

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001100010010 3 points 3 years ago
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callyral 2 points 3 years ago

not square enough

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kerneltux 2 points 3 years ago

I filed a bug about the crappy tutorial for new players...got closed as "will not fix," so I uninstalled. ;-P

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