Going to the doctor in 2040

2 years ago by The Picard Maneuver to c/memes

teft 97 points 2 years ago

That doctor:

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GluWu 77 points 2 years ago

Anyway, I don't wanna sound like a dick or nothing, but I looked at your charts and it seems like you're fucked up, you talk like a fag, and your shit may be retarded.

EDIT: Due to the number of reports this has gotten I have been advised by the mods to note that this is a direct quote from the scene above.

I have been banned from blahaj.zone for quoting a movie in a different instance

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perishthethought 14 points 2 years ago

The first doctor that calls me "scrote" gets punched in the face.

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blandfordforever 11 points 2 years ago

Haha. Well done. At the time that this movie came out, this dialogue wasn't even considered that offensive.

It was kind of like an Australian calling someone a cunt.

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KeenFlame 1 point 2 years ago

No, it was a satire movie.

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TropicalDingdong 4 points 2 years ago

Wouldn't one expect a world full of idiots to be homophobic?

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blandfordforever 1 point 2 years ago

Frame it however you want but this was how 12-20 year old American males spoke to each other in the 90s and early 2000s.

It's only satire here because their doctors are talking like that.

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Gladaed 5 points 2 years ago

You should put Attribution under your quotes. The parent is the only thing you can quote without.

When you just see this I expect them to have edited their post. If there was an easy way to see prior versions of a comment that would be fine.

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SplashJackson 2 points 2 years ago

Samesame, I quoted Austin Powers

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Prime_Minister_Keyes 1 point 2 years ago

Yeah baby yeah.

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x00z 2 points 2 years ago

I'm calling the booboo police for the feelings you hurt!

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sunglocto 7 points 2 years ago

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paequ2 1 point 2 years ago

macOS Lexus 🔜

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Rooskie91 87 points 2 years ago

Lol yeah just like how millennial doctors say "epic fail" and hold up a spork.

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rockSlayer 23 points 2 years ago

How dare you forget that the spork is mustachioed

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Deebster 7 points 2 years ago

And bacon flavoured

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Darkard 51 points 2 years ago

"My guy, you got that Ligma for real"

"Excuse me?"

"Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it's like, super aids or something, devvo'ed"

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Gork 26 points 2 years ago

Doc, what the Sigma?

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TropicalDingdong 1 point 2 years ago

Skibbity rizz. In other words, terminal.

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TimewornTraveler 25 points 2 years ago

what's gng

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BlindFrog 7 points 2 years ago path: 0 14780860 14785001, hotness: undefined, score: 7, children: 0
Piemanding 3 points 2 years ago

Good night gamers?

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DrSteveBrule 3 points 2 years ago

I assumed it was meant to be gang, but the "a" would've been censored anyway so it was just excluded.

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TheImpressiveX 19 points 2 years ago

No cap fr fr?

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DannyBoy 10 points 2 years ago

ong ong

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Empricorn 17 points 2 years ago

My doctor diagnosed me with "no rizz". The fuck?

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tetris11 6 points 2 years ago

Doc, why you 360 nocap me like that?

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hungryphrog 11 points 2 years ago

For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.

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SoJB 9 points 2 years ago

Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too

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bruhduh 8 points 2 years ago

All new is forgotten old

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tetris11 2 points 2 years ago

He likes large butts, and he does not fib.

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devfuuu 9 points 2 years ago

would you like some skibidy yeet with that sir?

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ClarkInPark 8 points 2 years ago

I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands

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darvit 2 points 2 years ago

Yeah because they're never available!

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TwanHE 1 point 2 years ago

Idk my sample size of 2 might be small but both are actually quite decent.

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bjoern_tantau 7 points 2 years ago

Well, at least he cares more than current doctors.

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Anarki_ 6 points 2 years ago

That will be two million dollars (inflation).

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thoughtfuldragon 3 points 2 years ago

more like in 2026

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labbbb2 2 points 2 years ago

What?

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mayhair 2 points 2 years ago

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Slikki 1 point 2 years ago

Ship ship ship! Ship ship, ship ship ship. Ship.

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tfw_no_toiletpaper 3 points 2 years ago

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Shardikprime 1 point 2 years ago

Apparently I've got diabaddies

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