Movies vs life

3 years ago by macha to c/programmer_humor

dingleberry 119 points 3 years ago

And encryption is when you fondle a holographic semi-transparent ball with your fingers.

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milkjug 34 points 3 years ago

That’s not the kind of ball-fondling I had in mind.

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JackbyDev 39 points 3 years ago

Fellas, is it gay to decrypt?

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milkjug 26 points 3 years ago

Only if your bits touch.

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Rolando 14 points 3 years ago

What if they byte?

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BurnoutDV 19 points 3 years ago

That's kinda how hacking in half life alyx works, the vr game, it feels a lot better than the ol' lockpicking in pancake games

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kite 12 points 3 years ago

pancake games

I've never heard of non-vr games referred to as this before. It's clever!

Somewhat relatedly, I also learned just yesterday that some flat tumors are called pancake tumors. I didn't really enjoy learning that one, though. :(

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hellishharlot 3 points 3 years ago

Bad pancake

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KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX 2 points 3 years ago

No syrup

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oktupol 3 points 3 years ago

This encryption is so strong, not even the inventor can crack it!

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losttourist 79 points 3 years ago

There is a long abandoned (but it still runs) project called eDEX-UI (https://github.com/GitSquared/edex-ui) which basically provides a working, useable terminal surrounded by all sorts of the crap visual appearance of hacker terminals in the movies. Pair that with a terminal editor and you've almost got a movie IDE!

It's kinda fun for a while although I'd be amazed if anyone actually used it as their main terminal emulator program. But you could.

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insomniac_lemon 17 points 3 years ago

I could see it being a real thing. When you're making a game it gives you visualization for animations (both physics and visual-only) and shaders (maybe even a simplified stylized version). Random benchmark results/debug info. Drawing attention to syntax mistakes. An important email or video call pops up.

It would be cool and potentially useful, but completely un-asked for and likely distracting and a waste of space. Basically what if your computer was a non-cartoon clippy.

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Aceticon 2 points 3 years ago

Or you can just, you know, timeshare it by interleaving running the code time with making code time, thus having maximal screen size for both.

(Source: I'm actually making a game right now ... or should if I wasn't making posts in Lemmy ;))

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punkskunk 2 points 3 years ago
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dmmeyournudes 2 points 3 years ago

outside of the keyboard, you could defiantly make this into a viable terminal interface. just make sure all of the "widgets" are relevant information and its not a bad idea.

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SirFaffles 1 point 3 years ago

There's dif themes that get rid of the keyboard and add and remove things, plus I'm p sure you can write your own

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Selmafudd 61 points 3 years ago

The bottom is also on a transparent screen

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ruffsl 15 points 3 years ago

Can you imagine the eye strain one would get programming on a translucent screen every day? One where your always having to keep your eyes focused on semi transparent text and graphical interfaces in the foreground, and not the distracting and ever changing background, continuously shifting in parallax as you adjust your head and viewing angle. Not having my display buttressed up against a wall, or having to deal with glare and screen reflections, or even low contrast monitors in general are all things I find infuriating already.

But I guess the Sci-Fi future of ergonomics is holograms. *You must have your migraines, and you must enjoy them.

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merc 3 points 3 years ago

Speaking of eye strain, there's the hilarious related trope that every helmet in a movie shines bright light into the face of the helmet's wearer.

It's pretty obvious why they do it: they want the faces of the actors to be visible. But, I can't help but imagine how stupid it would be to have a light shining in the eyes of an astronaut when they work on something in the darkness of space.

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Boinketh 1 point 3 years ago

I hate even just having a background that isn't a solid color if any software is running. I could never use a transparent screen.

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ruffsl 1 point 3 years ago

What about a semi transparent terminal window? When I started out learning linux command line interfaces, it helped having the docs just behind my shell session for reference when all I had was a tiny old laptop. But now I don't bother ricing up my DE anymore. I just want some default window tilling keybindings that work out of the box, and I'm good to go.

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Boinketh 1 point 3 years ago

I like visual simplicity. Other than the terminal, I usually maximize all of my windows. I've just gotten good at using alt-tab and win-# to quickly flip between windows as needed.

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theolodger 1 point 3 years ago

I just use the i3wm scratchpad for docs

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spamspeicher 56 points 3 years ago

And every little thing on the screen makes a noise.

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greendakota99 12 points 3 years ago

I’m surprised more people do not talk about this. Its easily the most annoying trope for me. Could you imagine hearing your machine beep through processing for 8-10 hours at a time each day? Its asinine to even consider anyone in these technology roles would deal with that.

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nicerdicer 10 points 3 years ago

I think this is because it is pretty boring to film a computer in action, because it does noting - it doesn't move for example. So beeping sounds were added for every action a computer would do: opening or closing windows, transferring files to a disk, calculating,...

These sounds were added at a time computers were not that common in every household and to emphazise that the computer is doing something. In recent movies, computers are more silent.

Another thing film makers did to show interaction with a computer is the constant usage of the keyboard. Every thing is done with the keyboard. Open a window: type 5 sceonds on the keyboard. Transferring a file onto a disk: type the whole bible on the keyboard. This was done because it would be pretty boring to show someone use the mouse or drag-and-drop files.

It its somehow compareable to the movie trope of constantly reloading a gun. You can see this often in older movies: the protagonist is going inside a building and he is reloading his gun. Then he stops a the corner of a hallway and is reloading the gun again - despite no shot has been fired. This was also done to show the audience that a gun will be involved.

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greendakota99 1 point 3 years ago

All valid points! Still bothers me though! Haha

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droans 6 points 3 years ago

Don't forget. If you have a server and it's been penetrated, there needs to be a monitor which displays "SERVER HACKED" in giant, red, blinking text.

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SomeRandomWords 5 points 3 years ago

Man, imagine how useful that would actually be though? You'd save a lot of money and headache a few months down the line...

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xantoxis 55 points 3 years ago

Ugh I keep getting memory bounds errors, time to fire up the dodecahedron

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stoicmaverick 17 points 3 years ago

Just don't look directly at it for too long or it'll cause a buffer overflow in your brain and you'll start yelling out your private keys instead of saying words.

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troyunrau 8 points 3 years ago

Snow Crash, is that you?

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thebardingreen 9 points 3 years ago

Was THAT what was on this USB stick the crazy dude at the bar sold me..? Things make so much more .... HAIL ENKI, GOD OF -----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- Proc-Type: 4,ENCRYPTED DEK-Info: AES-128-CBC,6784434422A3B98781F157CFCEA6FA3D

ks8A38SJahkdh339AKShdhaAks9aj3SJfooPazz91JS8S9Sanshriz....

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Shush 1 point 3 years ago

Thanks, your Facebook account is now mine.

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DaPorkchop_ 50 points 3 years ago
sudo apt install hollywood
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beneeney 7 points 3 years ago

It's also on the AUR. Hilarious package. Would be fun to somehow turn into a screensaver

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traches 44 points 3 years ago path: 0 2003378, hotness: undefined, score: 44, children: 0
weird_nugget 29 points 3 years ago

So you're saying you program without a translucent mini map showing your location or whatever? Shame on you.

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Aceticon 7 points 3 years ago

I have solved the problem of knowing were I am all the time by buying a mirror.

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fmstrat 29 points 3 years ago

This is why I loved Mr Robot

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petrich0r 2 points 3 years ago

My immediate thought as well

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its_pizza 24 points 3 years ago

I've felt this way about twice in my life, and it's when I had a really well crafted Jupyter notebook running in VSCode.

It's definitely the kind of thing you want to pop open when boss is showing some new sponsors/customers around.

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doppelgangmember 21 points 3 years ago

Dammit I overworked the flux capacitor again!

Oh well, time to turn it off and on again.

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altima_neo 4 points 3 years ago

Reverse the polarities

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Rainmanslim 2 points 3 years ago
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nintendiator 2 points 3 years ago

But sir, we can't lock on to the target!

Just track down their IP address.

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milkjug 1 point 3 years ago

Computer, enhance!

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nogrub 2 points 3 years ago

you are gonna need an energy reverser for that one

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doppelgangmember 1 point 3 years ago

ooorrrrr

git checkout -f master πŸ™ƒ

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kamen 20 points 3 years ago

Sometimes I think the ideas of the creators of movies and TV series like this is to try to see what's the most absurd and out of place thing they can push without anyone not in IT noticing. Moreover oftentimes the primary thing is entertainment, not factual accuracy.

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ryannathans 18 points 3 years ago

Until you watch mr robot and everything typed on screen is accurate to the plot/hack

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wholeofthemoon 6 points 3 years ago

Yeah that was really cool. And they did it so well that non-IT people still enjoy watching it.

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stoicmaverick 12 points 3 years ago

There is an answer to the question that you are not asking, and it's the scene from NCIS where TWO people are furiously typing on ONE keyboard so that they can "hack faster"

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Dagwood222 6 points 3 years ago

Apparently, it is a thing on at least one show. NCIS once showed two people using the same keyboard at the same time.

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0laura 3 points 2 years ago

to counterhack faster, obviously. and then someone came in and just pulled the plug out of the monitor, which obviously stopped the hacker.

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TheWorstNL 5 points 3 years ago

The primary thing is entertainment. They have to make something that is entertaining to watch. For example even explosions are exaggerated. In movies they contain much more fire than they usually contain.

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remotelove 19 points 3 years ago path: 0 2003695, hotness: undefined, score: 19, children: 1
SomeRandomWords 2 points 3 years ago

I remember way back in uni at a hackathon, our table had a projector on it so of course we connected to it and set up Hacker Typer to auto play and keep typing out gibberish. But then some sponsor walked on by and stared, visibly impressed by what was happening. It wasn't until they asked for a picture that we realized they had never seen Hacker Typer before. And yes, we took the picture without telling them what it was.

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StudioLE 18 points 3 years ago

I've been playing around with Grafana alot lately so my screens do look closer to the second. Except not such a disordered jumble so it doesn't have any where near the same wow factor

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GatoB 12 points 3 years ago

Screenshot?

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ndsvw 8 points 3 years ago
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amanaftermidnight 7 points 3 years ago

the 80s hacking equivalent of Subway Surfer clips

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quadropiss 7 points 3 years ago

I thought this was about sound engineers and producers because the bottom image is a reality for them lmfao

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mathemachristian 3 points 3 years ago

Me when I'm in a 5 hour long sagemath session to get the perfect visualization of a problem I have long solved.

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KIM_JONG_JUICEBOX 2 points 3 years ago

vi

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SubArcticTundra 2 points 3 years ago

I can see the bottom one being used to debug some kind of physics simulation neural network

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hellishharlot 1 point 3 years ago

Some parts of it could be useful for cloud engineering

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masterairmagic 1 point 3 years ago

you guys use an IDE? I'm just using the terminal with tmux.

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milkjug 6 points 3 years ago

I have been trapped in vi and I don’t know how to escape.

Send help.

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JackbyDev 6 points 3 years ago

You're trapped in vi

I'm trapped in ed

We are not the same

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jjjalljs 3 points 3 years ago

?

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JackbyDev 1 point 3 years ago path: 0 2003675 2005152 2009566 2029990 2039992, hotness: undefined, score: 1, children: 2
masterairmagic -1 points 3 years ago

just reboot the machine. problem solved!

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nogrub 3 points 3 years ago

you can not escape vi

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masterairmagic -1 points 3 years ago

one does not simply leave vi

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TJmCAwesome 3 points 3 years ago

Just the way gran-pappy did it! Hot dang!

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expr 2 points 3 years ago

That's what I do.

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