Chicken sees a salad.
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?
3 years ago by Clbull to c/dadjokes
CeruleanRuin 2 points 3 years ago
Just change "chicken" to "rooster" in the setup. Bonus: it makes them head in the wrong direction thinking about cockadoodledoo puns.
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Can I suggest "What dish is made when a hen stares at lettuce?"
Something about having part of the punchline in the set-up always irks me.
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